Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret model and new mommy. She's a gorgeous woman. She poses in sexy lingerie. But in this picture, all I see is a touching moment with a mother and her child. If anyone is fapping, it's not because that is a natural reaction, it's because they are perverts.…

So true.

You can't even buy plain white cotton panties for grown women at Target anymore (unless you want the briefs, which I don't). It's maddening.

In my experience, bouncers are very eager to remove perverts from the bar/dance floor. I think that's why they signed up for the job. All it takes is a tip off.

If you only have time for one position, I would recommend downward dog (seen here as the second from the right). It stretches every muscle in your body. Focusing on deep steady inhalation and exhalation will relax you in no time. Alternating between downward dog and child's pose is very relaxing for me, but I'd…

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I wonder how many closeted men would also be drawn to a site like this. I've already met a few on OKC who were posing as straight but were unable to have sex with women for various reasons. It later came out that they were gay.

Wine is notorious for giving hangovers from hell. It's also normal for tolerance for alcohol to decrease with age. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

I do yoga for about 15 minutes everyday. It helps wake me up in the morning, relax before bed at night, and keeps me limber. Also helps eliminates back pain that I get from sitting at a desk all day.

Does anyone here ever deal with tonsil stones? For those unfamiliar, they're clusters of white calcified matter that grow in the folds of the tonsils and need to be removed. And did I mention that they stink? I get them occasionally and they're disgusting. I've searched solutions to prevent them, but they're mostly…

Three glasses of wine in an hour period gets me pretty schwasted. Any more and I'd be hugging the porcelain throne. Sometimes I envy my friends who can consume more, but on the bright side, I never have hangovers . :)

I have specified in my profile that I would not like to see people looking for casual sex in my search results. That's an option. So either they exhausted the supply of women in my area also looking for a fling, or they're deliberately searching for women who want relationships.

Seriously. I've deactivated my OKC profile because I kept getting harassed by men looking for random sex. I even put at the top of my profile in big bold letters "Not looking for casual sex or poly relationships." They seem to think of it as a challenge.

That's ... pretty much how I imagined it happening. It's sad when a show known for vampire dirt sex becomes so tedious and predictable.

I kept screaming "KILL HER!" at the screen. When Saint Bill stepped in and called Pam off, I threw up my hands in disgust. Tara needs to die. She brings nothing to the show, except wide eyes and chin quiver.

I don't get it.

Because the majority of rapists and murders are men. No one thinks it will be "their child." But I could never live with myself if I brought another monster into this world.

No idea. He doesn't impress me one iota. Give me James Frain or Jonathan Rhys Meyers on the other hand ... swoon!

When my sister-in-law was pregnant, my brother desperately wanted a girl. Now seeing him hold his new baby daughter it's obvious he loves her with every fiber of his being, and would jump into a bear pit to retrieve her favorite pacie. His worth as a man jumped ten fold in my eyes.

Yay for Oglaf! It's my all time favorite webcomic.