A dog will literally walk for miles just to get some strange, even if he has a partner at home.

Speaking of sixth senses, toward the end of a 5-year run, we had been having tons of trouble. I never suspected she was cheating—until one night I was lying awake in bed. First, I couldn’t stop obsessing over her inability to replace the fucking TP when she used the last of the roll. A half-hour later, I was positive…

It’s articles like this that make it hard for me to go outside.