So interesting personal tidbit. I was diagnosed with cerebral palsy when I was young, and this is exactly how I walked (and still walk). The doctors told my parents that the tendon from my heels to my calves were short and stiff, and I underwent multiple surgeries to “correct” this by having that tendon essentially…

I believe I learned about that because of my Felicity Merriman American Girl Doll.

“If there is a wasp, or a slug or something...”

I just love this.

I suspected this because when kids are learning to walk, they favor the ball of the foot. I danced competitively as a kid and we were taught to walk that way in our dances (except for tap routines) and it’s funny how many different muscles you use to do it.

“We have this energy saving system where if we can be lazy, we are.”

Until about 1850 all shoes were made the same. There was no left shoe/right shoe, all was oddly straight. I imagine that had an additional affect on people’s walk.

I was totally sucked in and the SOB never really walked after that elaborate explanation. I feel ripped off 

I’ve actually fallen down the Bubonic Plague YouTube video rabbit hole of late. You think times are shitty right now, you’ve clearly never bled from your armpits, friends. It’s oddly comforting.

I would like this edited and remixed and have the refrain be him saying “ball walking”.

For suuuuuuuuuuuuure.

They don’t really help though. Embarrassing Bodies sent a group of balding men to various treatments, everything from essential oils to prescription drugs, to electro therapy I believe and finally a hair transplant. The transplant was the only thing that worked but they look terrible. The best solution is to bald…

I laughed and then I was like, man, why am I laughing this is true and then I laughed some more.

In fact is rappels but O.K.

Yes, it’s akin to those people who get all sorts of fillers to pretend like they’re not aging. Aging will look fine. It’s the cover up that’s weird. Own your look, embrace your body and just fake the confidence on down days.

Counterpoint: Patrick Stewart.

.....actually, it’s R-A-P-P-E-L.......so, yes, I’m that guy, but you beat me to it!.....

I’m responding to you, but huge thanks to all the women on this thread standing up for balding guys like me. I get really self-conscious looking at photos (especially when older ones pop up on FB), so it’s nice to hear from others that it’ll be ok

As long as he cuts it right it’s fine. This guy knows...

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men…

This morning i finally accepted the fact that we’re probably not going to even get the chance to age due to the ever worsening state of our country so I just ate some pie and enjoyed myself.