HAHA wait that is so much nicer. My husband now says SHUT UP YA IDIOT.

Our latest dialogue about this:

It would be really interesting if we plebes could get the “magazine treatment.” I’d love to know what they’d do to my face, and who I’d look like. (Not because I want to look like that, just out of curiosity.)

I used to say this to my boyfriend (who is also calm and patient and painfully normal while I am a total basket case) and now I realize we balance and compliment each other.

Honestly if you put this photo in front of me and said name this actress, I couldn’t do it. Like she’s looks beautiful, but she does not look like herself. Whoever edited it should be ashamed.

I’m legit scared for Lisa when Giggy finally does die (though I’m not 100% certain he isn’t dead already and they’ve been carrying his taxidermied body in a tiny purple velvet tuxedo).

I still have my “Free Winona” Shirt.

Kudos for the best relationship quote ever by a celebrity. It ain’t all magic. You are not one unit blah blah blah. Two ppl, two personalities, two sets of careers.

This is literally my relationship.

Whoa. I hadn’t really looked at the photo until you mentioned that. It’s like they mashed up her face and Jennifer Connelly’s face, and the end result is mainly JC.

I love Winona, she’s truly never been an attention whore, not even when she was the It girl in the 80s and early 90s. I miss the days of not knowing everything about a star.

Yup. Very photoshop. Many smooth. So youth. Wow.

Wait. Beetlejuice was 1986? Oh, actually, that makes sense. Batman was like 1988 or something. Man, I am getting old.

They’re also investigating legacy admissions, whereby children of alums have a 30% admission rate, right? No? I. Am. Not. Surprised.

In a properly fitted bra 34G isn’t that big.

That is what I’m thinking after all of the articles I have read over the past year or so. The Asian-Americans feel like they are being discriminated against because they aren’t always getting accepted into Ivy League schools with high test scores and gpa’s. It seems like they would be perfectly content with only…

Uh-oh, an international university where only 49.1% of the incoming freshman are white... clearly there must be something afoot.

Whenever I think of Harvard I’m like “There’s a school with way too many black kids.” Keep fighting the good fight, you dicks.

Nope, had the same reaction. I’d hate to take my insecurities into my forties & pass them on to possible future children. Tackling this shit now.

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?