I’ll be with you in spirit! Pour one out for your pregnant homie!

We had a poltergeist in the house I grew up in, but it was never scary, just aggravating. Between the two of us, my mother and I had so many singleton earrings that at one point we thought about getting them together, having them broken down and made into a brooch, and sharing the brooch.

Thanks it was back in 2002 and she was a raging alcoholic so no surprise there but so was the old bastard (our affectionate name for the old shit) who abused her physically and sexually for decades (also an alchoholic who died at 52 Like my mum) so I think he was looking for a form of redemption and I like to think…

This girl is coming home!!!! The insurance company approved home care for her, we’ve already met with a representative from the company that will supply her care, and it should be two more weeks until we’re out of the hospital. All the staff needs to go meet her first and learn her current schedule and preferences,…

My grandfather died in the house we lived in when I was 13 to 19 and he outright haunted that place, doors and windows opening with no assistance, strange shadows passing in front of doorways, weird feelings in rooms where neither dogs nor cats would go and then my mum died and everything stopped. Sometimes my fire…

I wanna know what Megan Fox thinks about the whole “Megan Fox has a weird thumb” thing that went around a couple years ago. Like do you think she’s self conscious? Cause if I were here I’d be using my weird thumb to count all my money while laughing in people’s faces after they talked about how icky it was.

This week we hired the adoption attorney to finally begin the process of adopting my daughter back from my parents. They adopted her when I was in active addiction and for a long time they acted like they were never going to allow me to have her back. It was frustrating but I respected it because they were there for…

I’m pregnant and not drinking right now but man. I would do some dramatic things for a margarita. Please enjoy that flavored vodka extra hard for me!

My friend was so brutal to me too! I feel for you. My ex-friend told me I didn’t deserve to have my baby and that she hated me for being pregnant. It was devastating, but were no long friends and I moved on with my life.

Hi Jezzies! Drinking a cold one and loving the feeling that fall is here!

A baby hippo is one of the cutest things ever. Even cuter than a kitten! (And that’s saying something.)

Made a couple of malas. Haven’t tied the tassels yet. My current mood is obviously black and skully.

I just got promoted to full-time! Extra vacation time, here I come!

I wish there was a regular gym for women only in my area. If I have to remove multiple 45b. plates from one more machine because some meathead bro-dude left them there to show everyone he’s a yuge penis-haver I’m going to morph into a fucking modern day Valerie Solanis.

Hands down the worst cat I’ve ever seen.

I finished a cross stitch:

Working on my daughter’s Halloween costume this week. She’s dead set on troll. Still have some more work on the headpiece and the dress, but I’m almost done!

Today I went to a tag sale and bought 6 bottles of nice nail polish (usually retailing for about $10-12 each) for $25. I am excited. Tell me what cool stuff you bought at a discount recently!

I am about to lay the flooring in my front room- BY MYSELF. I pulled all the carpet last week. (Also by myself) . I will be glad when this project is done.

Hey everybody, do you have a weird fact you would like to know about a celebrity? Every time I see John Cena in a commercial for Hefty garbage bags I wonder if he knows his last name means price in Polish and dinner in Italian, although they pronounce it chena.