I am so sorry for your experience and your loss. I really can not imagine having to go through that.

So very sorry for your loss. I know that pain very well, and I wish you every comfort. Hugs.

I am so sorry for your loss.

Last month I went into a predelivery appointment and the dr couldn’t find a heartbeat.

It makes me think losing track of fetuses’ heartbeats is too easy. How can we have 3D printers but sometimes think things are dead when they are alive and in a very confined space?!?!

I thought most of Fat Jew’s crimes were against comedy.

Well, I unapologetically like Madonna, and I think this is hilarious and would hang out with her if she would pay for my spa day.

From the point of view of someone who loves to sew and wishes she could make a living as a dressmaker — the Gigi Hadid story implies that fancy designer clothes are poorly made and/or poorly fitted, and THAT MAKES ME CRAZY.

I need a Chrome extension that will automatically change “Fat Jew” to “plagiarist Josh Ostrovsky.”

He’ll visit someday. And because he has a soul made of rotten cheese (apologies to rotten cheese for the unfavorable comparison), he will spend his visit bragging about the “tremendous” devastation and about how he’s never seen a worse disaster. He will brag. He will see things that would break the heart of most…

Will you be doing an HGTV-style walk-through of her rustic off-the-grid house as well?

Save your thanks for after the real vote. McCain loooooves getting fellated for last-second changes of heart and isn’t picky about the mouth.

Don’t give McCain credit for barely doing the right thing the wrong way. If he actually had morals he would have come out against the bill on a fundamental level because it was bad for the country and would needlessly hurt people all for the sake of positive publicity for 2018.

I legit stopped inviting a friend to my place because he insists on bringing this kale salad he makes to my place every time and I feel like I have to eat it to be polite.

Melania Trump planted kale in Michelle Obama’s garden today, which I guess is better than the alternative but like, I don’t know, please step off our leeks!!!!

Yo the latest Tomb Raider did it well! (Rise of the Tomb Raider).

Baba Yaga really was a scientist lady in Siberia who was used and tortured in a gulag, then day by day she plotted escape and revenge with the use of her extensive knowledge of plants. She was able to create a poisonous and delirious land, kill off all…

God help us all. Kylie has decided to expand her portfolio with a new product line.

She might be pregnant but the Megyn Kelly interview was recorded in April and Kylie was on set but just refused to go on. So take that off the evidence column.

Thanks. A much better mental state and a very patient stylist later, and my hair is a lot more wispy bob than Baba Yaga, which feels better on many levels. I’m still planning on joining in the layered blanket fun, though!

haha but also: hugs?