You’re not very good at making these jokes. . . took the fun out of it.

Why do you think he hired her?? He only hired people that will just do what he says. Fucking dick-tator.

Come on! We all have learned by now you can’t trust science! We have to listen to our Dear Leader as only he knows what’s good for us.

I have a place and I use it about 99% of the time but I still, on occasion, lose them. I have a tiny tray on a table that’s the first thing I encounter when I walk in the door and I drop my keys there. If they are not there, I fucking panic because WHERE ELSE WOULD THEY BE?! It took me some discipline at first -…

This. I’m not ambitious. Sure, I would like nice things. But I just don’t have it in me. I really truly enjoy being lazy, lounging around in my PJs, smoking pot, playing video games, and napping. I can’t do that all day. Everything else is just stuff I have to do.

What the fuck is he even saying???? That’s barely talking. It’s just words he likes strung together. This is absolutely in-fucking-sane. I can’t with this.

They really have zero clue about how anything actually works nor can they understand the consequences of what’s happening right now.

what?????

Yeah that was weird. Latinos can range from fair skinned, skinny nose blue eyed and blond haired to dark skinned wide nosed morenos with nappy hair. That’s kind of a fucked up thing to say.

who says it isn’t?

I’m just imagining all the other world leaders on a conference call talking about how fucking horrible it was to meet him and agreeing his stupid, rude, yanking, tugging, pulling handshake shit is the weirdest, tackiest, thing in the world that’s just loudly signaling to everyone that he has no idea what the fuck he’s…

Every time I’ve rolled clothes they’re a wrinkled mess. I have no idea how you guys do it.

Man, don’t we all feel safer now! I bet you they immediately gave her job to a ‘Murican!

Yes, letter of the law is more important than spirit of the law. We MUST follow these laws, even if they are worse for our country and do clear damage to our citizens. You’re very right and your vision will certainly take us further. I think we’re better off being technically accurate - nothing is more important than…

Nothing like being able to click on a single folder and have EVERYTHING in that one spot - especially when you’re boss is waiting for you to produce something.

Are those are only two options for things?

Maybe. But this is what is expected when you’re paying premium prices for luxury items. You pay for the product but also packaging. Zip ties are cheap. Part of the whole “experience” is the packaging and it’s all supposed to be luxurious.

You’re totally missing every point. Not just the first one. That’s the worst way to win.

You don’t . . . . that’s not what OP said either. I don’t think you can read good.

FREEDOM! She can’t tell me how to feed my children!!