People, people, please! Why all the fuss?

Panthers fan that stands in solidarity with you. Cold, alone, without a punting unit...

Yup, that was our highlight today.

Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.

That poor girl dont deserve that bullshit.

Nice job accurately saying how we feel about cancer. Many prayers to all affected by this senseless disease, and screw cancer.

As a Cleveland resident and - I guess - Browns fan, I look at the fourth quarter scoring and agree that God is one funny son of a bitch:

Easy Drake, he's already beaten up woman beater. Biebs is still learning to fight from one.

"This is embarrassing," said a Buccaneers representative. "We offer no defense."

Call me when somebody leaves Taco Bell without a damaged rear-end.

Something tells me the mighty mites don't have much of a pass rush

I can imagine the only thing that would be more horrifying is three women on the same cycle.