Imagine how Consumer Reports feels.

Alanis, don’t take it personally. We all say things we don’t mean when we’re waiting in a service department for hours on end. Their frustration will inevitably lessen once they trade it in for something else.

Lifelong Alfa fan here, never once have I got the impression you, or anyone at Jalopnik, wanted to tarnish Alfa’s image. Alfa does a good enough job of that itself. If anything it seems most of you quite like certain Alfas, in spite of their flaws

I vote we start a campaign of Anti-Alfa articles. Or make bashing the brand a weekly segment and then post the hate mail.

He got Mad On The Internet

I think I found a picture of you taken a few minutes ago...

These tests do not accurately reflect the real-world usage of an Alfa-Romeo. A rear-impact from the breakdown lane is by-far the most likely crash for a Giulia owner.

When you got that “charm” in a parking lot with shit load of cars behind you and “honking” at you, then you got authentic Alfa experience.