I too, would have his babies.

It’s like being told you’re not coked up enough to date Charlie Sheen.

“Too boring” is codespeak for “too shrewd to let us exploit the sensationalistic voyeurism of a half naked trans woman in lingerie.”

Even if she was kicked off the show because her life is too “boring” all that means is that her life is NOT a trashy mess. That’s something to be proud of. Many of us (me) wish we could say the same.

Being fired for being too boring for a Real Housewife almost feels like a compliment.

I can’t keep secrets. I’d have to tell someone... even if it was just my mom!

Let’s not forget that Fringe aired during Obama’s presidency.

Bill Clinton becomes President and The X-Files goes on the air. Hillary Clinton leads in the polls and The X-Files comes back on the air.

Jeff Goldblum... bluume...?

Jeff Goldblum:

I would find it impossible, and will therefore never hold public office.

I would find it truly difficult to not excitedly tell close friends what I knew about aliens if I were president.

I am DYING to hear what T.Rump’s response to this guy’s question would’ve been! Probably, yes, does involve internment camps.

Being President has to be the most mind-blowing first day on the job ever, right? “Alright Mr/Madam President, here’s everything you need to know about Roswell/the Kennedy assassination/random conspiracy theory X” Odds are at least one of the countless wild, unfounded conspiracy theories thats out there is somewhat…