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I’m getting ready for a third playthrough; my wife was like a goddamned hawk, and swooped down upon the Collector’s-Edition-With-Trico-Statue months before the game was out (and before it received its final delay), and we played through it together, alternately praising Trico and hurling verbal abuse at anything that

It was totally out of line though, telling someone that they’re cancer and should kill themselves because they’re having a bit of fun during a spreedrun event is pretty fucked up. It’s not a serious race, it’s all in good fun... if the race was for a significant sum of money or something then I could understand, but

This, they always say the left is fragile and has no “balls”, and then when we mobilize and flex on them they cry like the little emasculated bitches they truly are. They want to call us leftist thugs, so be it. This liberal is ready for a fight.

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It’s more like a teaser, not a real trailer. Just like they did with Persona 5 back in 2013. They gave us nothing. It’s more than !3! years early to say ANYTHING on a project like that. Just to get attention. Probably they just made the deal 10 minutes before the show and whipped up something fast. These teasers are

You do realize that censorship only means that the government can’t arrest you for what you say? Nintendo can do whatever they want to their IPs and they choose not to include certain content in the NA release of those games. Never mind the fact that the Switch isn’t region locked so you can just buy the Japanese

*Checks child’s favorite game*

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This remind me of this guy’s hilarious work. (Can’t remove last vid for some reason)

I can relate because I’m also a Swiss pioneer of medical science who likes chocolate and once turned a man into a cybernetic ninja

Even though it’s not in the list, this one will somehow end up as one of the winning tokens:

Mont Saint-Michel. Normandy, France. By Aaron Amano.

And all this time I’ve been mad at Yuri on Ice for ripping off The Cutting Edge.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

:( My condolences... I lost my dad in ‘13, and he was also a gamer. I don’t have the old memory cards he used, but every cartridge game he touched still has his save data. The one on Starfox is the most poignant to me—our top score was both of us, playing our best levels. Every time I see that file I think of dad

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two of my favorites are Metal Gear Solid 3's cyanide pill, and Neverhood’s uhh...

Considering a few of the Nier/Drakengard endings, I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the Nier Automata endings involves doing this.

I never wore makeup but I’ve been experimenting with it lately. Always garish — blue lipstick, glitter eyes, stuff that is not “pretty” but like a poisonous snake that warns you away with bright colors. Screw them and their entitlement to how I should look.

I came for the super adorable babies and d’awwed for the stories. Tiny cosplay Aeris is just....look at her cheeks and the bow on her head!!