So yeah, death zone.

Yeah, that “possibility” is pretty clearly spelled out in the 25th Amendment.

It boggles my mind that there is any new construction in Clark county (frankly anywhere in the desert SW that relies on the flow of the Colorado River) or people choosing to move there now, when it’s a near certainty that the whole area will be a death zone in a couple of years. Lose your best resource for fresh water…

Nobody needs a pool AT ALL 

Those Sesame Street characters spend way too much time around children for the GQP’s liking. 

If it was a successful network, they wouldn’t close and nobody could cancel them.

I mean to be a little fair I think there are bigger water wasters than pools. But, also, fuck your giant pool in the middle of a desert.

“This is cancel culture!”

Kevin Sorbo is a big Trump supporter so I could actually see him knowing that one. 

The fact that it also wasn’t IN ALL CAPS AND WITH MULTIPLE EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!! is a dead giveaway as well.

O O

They'll have to go back to Eisenhower to fill the intersecting circle.

As well as actually knowing the names of actors who played Hercules in crappy direct-to-video movies or old TV series...and wishing Biden a speedy recovery.

The fact that it was almost coherently written and distinctly short on spurious capitalization and misspellings was a dead giveaway as well.

Somebody has to be the smartest idiot. 

Isn’t that some sort of oxymoron?

The last line of the fake statement refers to the possibility that Vice President Kamala Harris could become president if Biden kicks the bucket.

Hoping for a solid recovery. Not only for the normal, human reaction of generally not wanting to see someone die of a preventable illness (which some people did everything they could to sustain), but so that the inevitable conspiracy theory about intentionally giving him COVID as an excuse to make Kamala Harris preside…

Don’t forget the other accusations involving teens.

How to get Congress on your ass 101.