In LA, at least, they seem to be involved in every crime. Robberies, drive bys, home invasions, street takeovers — Dodge-related every time.

On one hand there’s a reason why the platforms haven’t been changed much because... they just sell incredibly well and are a good package as-is. On the other hand it seems like everyone and their mom/brother/cousin/nephew/roommate/associate/barber/mailman owns a Charger or Challenger.

Chargers are the other douche mobile in my region.

My personal opinion is that off-roader mods should be an automatic inspection fail. If you want an off-road vehicle, keep it off the road. 

Or shot... a grey Nissan Altima with paper “temporary” plates is the stereotypical Houston get-away car...

My dumbass brother spent $12K ruining a perfectly good Chevy truck this way. Big lift, big wheels and tires, headers and a “tune”. At which point it got 9mpg and he couldn’t afford to drive it. Then we ended up selling it for $13K to pay his bills. Like setting money on fire.

Nissan took over the 400 credit score crowd from Hyundai / Kia about a decade ago.

Nissan Altima. I don’t know how it came to be the go-to car for shitty drivers, but whenever I see one in my peripheral vision I know I’m about to get cut off.

My husband is a big bearded dude who drives a SuperCrew F-350 with a capper (he’s a contractor). Everyone pegs him as a RWNJ on site and it’s alarming the kind of (ignorant, racist, conspiracy theory, etc.) stuff people feel comfortable saying to him as a result.

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

Lifted bro trucks.

Pickups, every brand. There’s just too many out there doing nothing truck related except for being too big.

Dodge Charger/Challenger. 

In 1988, before a 3 point shooting contest, Larry Bird walked into the locker room, looked around and said “So, which one of you is coming in second?”

I can’t look at that grill without recalling what an uncle once said about it.

Although most Brodozers see no more hauling or rough terrain than these did.

What is that abomination

Automotive? Edsel. Vehicular in general? Segway. Before anyone knew what “IT” was, it was being hailed as literally the single greatest achievement by man. People thought it could be anything, including teleportation. We got this....

Lincoln Blackwood. A 2WD luxury “pickup” with a carpet lined bed and permanent bed cover, built for maybe 2 years.