You:

That’s not going to stop people willing to pay $500 a month for 7 years to get that truck/SUV they want.

I’ve seen them in the Malibu canyons. Saw a yellow one just this morning on Mulholland Highway.

The situation in the stores is what finally got to me to call my boss and ask for time off. I don’t work for a grocery store chain but I work in them (sometimes several a day). Seeing some people act so casual when it comes to coughing and walking right up to people to talk to them...

Michelangelo’s David and 50 kilos of RAIL?!

Goodbye, Kristen. I honestly love how you write. I have an active imagination at the best of times, so I had a lot of fun reading many your articles.

Neutral:

Two miles in 12 minutes?

Apparently I’m an uncomfortable but fast French front-engined sports car, with RWD and a flat V8.

Trust me I wouldn’t. I love this car to death, but I get curious about how much I can get for it from time to time...usually after looking through sites like Carmax, Cargurus, etc. 

Tempting but I’m still paying it off and I love this car so much I will drive the wheels off (maybe literally considering the state of LA freeways).

I thought of them as well but because they are apparently still offering to buy people’s cars.

E-sports will never be sports, gamers will never be considered athletes, and people really should forget about making either happen because it’s clear that not being considered a real sport (which it's not) won’t stop e-sports from growing and prospering. It is its own thing. What is wrong with that?

I love that game so much. I am thinking about finding a way to play it again.

Hell yes. I always loved cars and racing, but those first two games REALLY got me into cars, especially NFS 2.

I too feel good now that I have toilet paper.

How much is the hot coffee version?

That’s how Andre the Giant had to do it. That’s how I’ll do it if push comes to shove...or maybe I’ll dig a pit latrine and build an outhouse over it like my aunt’s old house in Mexico.

A little from column A, a little from column B.

I’d love to own that...with a Commodore parked next to it in the garage.