“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

As if that weren’t bad enough, this poor lady finally made it to the hospital, only to discover that this was her attending medical team:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

So one young jock hit the other young jock in his young jock and then danced around to Yung Joc?  Makes sense to me.

Yes, but they were still running into something.

The most impressive part is that they used Mustangs and somehow managed to do this without a single one spinning out into a group of bystanders.

I don’t think a lot of these are going to Iran. Or are you conflating “Persia” with there Persian Gulf? Where most of the countries aren’t Persian?

...except she’s getting paid while people are losing either valuable vacation time or valuable unpaid personal time.

The difference is that she is getting paid to be inconvenienced while everyone else paid for the pleasure.

If you don’t want to deal with annoyed customers, don’t take a job where your primary duty is dealing with customers in an industry where they are often annoyed.

Or the sky waitress can do what other wait staff in the world have to do and just placate and move on. 

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

The crowd standing up for the person would lead me to believe he’s not at fault in this situation. 

I came here ready to call bullshit and say only games that came out before the year 2000 should be included, but, with a few notable exceptions, it looks like that’s what you did, so instead I’ll just note that you didn’t include Excitebike or Super Off Road, so I hope you all die in a fire.

I probably should have read the comments first, but I said the same thing.  I don’t understand how DoorDash can really be hated on here.  The guy is a creep, they fired him for being a creep to a customer.  The story is about the creep and a culture/environment that makes him think it’s a good idea or okay to say that.

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

Jason, I usually like the stuff you write and it’s mostly smart and funny. But lose the profanity. It doesn’t add a single bit of humor, and it’s no longer shocking or edgy. It’s just a crutch for inadequate writing. You’re much better than that.

As a Michigander, while I get the point, I also don’t want to erase white people from Flint. They are probably at least a third of the current population - probably more. And no one has cared about them in the whole thing, either. I’d really like to see people with takes on the town do better and more nuanced ones. Ple…

I’m starting to feel like we’re getting to a point where nothing is allowed. I mean, the context here, for example. She isn’t making fun of black people in any way. She’s trying to remain true to the character, who happens to be black. It would be one thing if she had done something deliberately offensive, but she’s…