God damn Gary Larson was awesome.

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This post is non-sense.  IPO investors are locked up; they can’t bail now.  

Most IPO investors are locked for 180 days. 

“the potential of even bigger revenues in the future, which will not cover rapidly increasing expenses...”

Lyft is currently valued in the market at $22,500,000,000.  Can someone please tell me what they own, other than a revenue stream that doesn’t cover expenses?

Really. The attempt to hide the video is creating more stories surrounding that video’s existence- that is the Streisand effect.

I’m always amazed at the contrasts between NFL owners; here Robert Kraft is trying to stifle video of his massage parlor visit, while Jerry Jones would license it, release it on DVD (after adding a “Making of” feature as bonus material), and offer it for on-demand streaming…

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

They’re only racing a thousand feet now, but yeah. Power.

That isn’t interesting. The top fuel dragster has 10,000 hp. It takes basically one of those Ford GT’s just to spin the blower. In your analogy, it is like saying a E36 M3 gets stomped by at Veyron.

Yeah, well, 2500 hp vs about 8000 hp ...

I read somewhere that if you start a quarter mile at 200mph the top fuel car will pass you somewhere before the finish line lol. But yeah, apples to nitromethane injected oranges.

That Ford GT is cool, but I’m much more impressed at that Neon and would love to know more about it.

I don’t think anyone’s faulting Dre for donating the money, merely for mocking the people that got charged and then claiming his daughter’s admission was 100% merit based afterward.

I have this crazy idea that when someone’s committed horrible acts that they should be in prison for and gotten away with it, it should probably be brought up every time the person is mentioned. 

Maybe, sometimes, the idea that people stood for is greater than who they were... Did the Ultimate Warrior (the character) represent something the WWE and the fans see as worth celebrating?

“Paging Antonio Gates. Antonio Gates to the white courtesy phone please.”

They discovered the fraud when Isackson fell off her horse and didn’t roll around crying for 20 minutes