For what it’s worth, this is actually one of the few times the advice doesn’t make me want to bang my head up against the wall after reading it.

that didn’t occur to me. i didn’t see any other signs of this, so probably not.

ha ha

“I have promised myself I will only do anal on my wedding night” usually shuts them up.

Yeezus, I’m glad you noped the f outta there! I thought the guy who got so drunk on the date I had to drive him home was bad! He vomited out the window on the way to his house, I left him stomach down on his couch with a trash can and giant bottle of water nearby. A friend of mine followed me in his car so I could…

I’m so sorry, but this story is amazing. I love every word of it. Don’t feel bad, you got some D and that’s good! Hopefully it was atleast good d. Just never call him back.

Two absolutely reliable indicators of “is this person an adult or not?”

What is it with the fish? I can’t imagine touching a fish with my bare hands or wielding it like some sort of trophy. Like good for you, you caught a fish, it doesn’t make me think that you’re any manlier. So weird.

Oh no no no. Posters on the ceiling is only for teenagers. Once you hit 20 you gotta put them on a wall (and by the time you are 30 any remaining posters from your youth should be in a frame or something)

yo i have another bad one. ok this dude scheduled drinks with me and said he had a dinner after- always a sketch sign, and a bit offensive. if you’re so cheap you can’t plan on dinner with me let’s maybe not meet. but i met him for the pre dinner drink. he said all this stuff how he wanted marriage blah blah. i…

So many men proudly holding small to medium sized fish. That might be regional. It was sedated tigers a few months ago, so I think it might be seasonal too. Of course, that’s not screenshot worthy, just commentary.

no judgement on the going home. just wish you fucked him in your heels bitch. lol haha :)

I do love that color I tried it on at the counter because it looked like something I’d never buy. I loved it and bought it on the spot.

I really love the Sephora brand loose setting powder!

I screenshot, and have a folder for, awful tinder profiles which I periodically revisit for giggles. I’m going to hell, right?

Long before tinder, but my worst date involved midway rides. I’m tall, and was probably about 150 lbs at the time. He was close to my height, but with a very slight frame. So, probably a good 20-30 lbs less than me. We were on a ferris-wheel sort of ride, sitting side by side in cages that also rolled. The ride…

My stories are pretty lame too— I do a lot of vetting before I meet in person so that weeds out most weirdos (and non-weirdos, frankly. I hate the whole dog and pony show of app dating). My bad dates have been mostly garden variety rudeness.

fuck people and their bs with heels. i started ballet age 2.5 and i have high arches. i can run five miles in heels, guarantee. my ex’s mother was such a condescending bitch to me about my heels and did i loathe her for it. mind your own business, bitch. i’ll worry about my own feet thanks! i hope you fucked him…

so true hahaha

Sending good vibes for you. Avoid at all costs. Lol.