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snakeperson

ha i have a good one. guy i met on a first date. first - he sent me his wikipedia before we met. douche much? clearly he wrote it himself. lmao. ok, but i overlooked that. then he was using black emoji thumbs up. he’s white and blonde. i was like....you know you can change the color. he was like, no i do it

You’re very kind. She’s amazing but still, she’s 104 and that shit is going to hit hard right where she is. There are people helping her but it’s got to be so scary.

WTF?

My worst tinder date brought up anal sex three times in20 minutes and tried to kiss me every time he felt I talked to much too much and intimidated him. He felt creepy and when I texted him to tell him I wasn’t interested in meeting again, warned me he had mono

Before my mom had a debilitating stroke in her 50s, she used to go down to Florida in the winter. This was after my dad died (we’re not historically long livers). Anyhow, she made friends with an older lady while in Naples FL. Just found out this older lady, who is now 104 (not fucking kidding), is riding out the

Making new friends as an adult: how do you do it? Mine are either all A) scattered across the country or B) dudes.

I know we will have to co-parent, regardless of the outcome, so we are both seeking counseling in order to work through issues to be better parents. I just don’t know what is right, or at least, what other people would do in a situation like this.

America is, and has always been, a land of massive contradictions. Of soaring rhetoric about freedoms, of true dedication towards egalitarian ideals, of prosperity and progress; while at the same time a land where the weak are considered immoral, where the nation was founded on a violent revolution, where black people

Thomas Hardy novels should be sold with a prescription for mood-lifting drugs. Only read when you’re feeling a bit too optimistic about the world.

The idea of being against facism and using facists tactics is jarring. To me, anyway. Not something I can get behind. But that’s just me.

I bet if you look up ‘causes of dry dick’ on webmd, they’ll list two things:

What. A. Douche.

Wow! What an asshole!

Like these days it’s 80% Political Things To Get Angry About (like we need more of that) and 15% Celebrities I Don’t Care About, and only 5% “yay!” so, yeah. :\

Whippets know better!!

It’s funnier to imagine them putting him on standby.

I do have a pet peeve with Gross. She sometimes tries to provoke emotional answers, even when it would be kinder to back off. She interviewed the author Edward St. Aubyn about his autobiographical novel “Never Mind,” and wanted to discuss a scene where the main character, a small child, is raped by his father. I found

I know I am in the minority but I don’t care for Terry Gross that much. I am struggling to articulate why, so maybe I don’t have a good reason.