Badger and Skinny Pete are amazing friends.  

“many historians do not deny that”

ohhhhhh, that’s where Trump gets “many people are saying.” 

or Katrina or Maria or... the list goes on. As the creator has said, while there are reasons this particular story could have only happened in the Soviet system, the toxic features of that system are present everywhere and show up in massive failures around the world throughout human history. Naked self-interest, the…

Turns out the campaign to kill all the animals in the irradiated countryside wasn’t done merely to prevent the spread of the contamination, but also as an attempt to find and kill the American spies Moose and Squirrel.

“Of his story, Muradov says, ‘One theory holds that Americans had infiltrated the Chernobyl nuclear power plant and many historians do not deny that, on the day of the explosion, an agent of the enemy’s intelligence services was present at the station.’”

I think it is time to load that vaccine into the chemtrail foggers and fix this great land for you, me and bigfoot!

How has the world changed that I’m an old man saying to my political opponents, “Why don’t you go live in the (former) Soviet Union if you think it’s so perfect.”

God I so want Science (all of Science) to call a press conference, and then the King of Science rushes on all sweaty but happy and says:

“Guys! Guys! We figured it out! It’s a virus! A virus got out in like the late 1980s and that’s why everyone has been acting so crazy! We’ve figured out a cure, and we also have a…

If the Statue of Liberty is ever destroyed in a terrorist attack, the odds will be 50/50 as to whether it’s Al-Qaeda or the GOP that is behind it.

She’s a woman holding a book she must be dealt with appropriately.

Imagine being so fragile that you think the STATUE OF LIBERTY is somehow a liberal conspiracy.

Probably something with blood coming out of it’s whatever

You’ll notice the red (dress), white (skin), and blue (background) that signifies the French flag. France the country that gave us the baguette. Baguettes that get stale after a few hours. Hours, not theirs. They’re trying to steal our country.

I work at McDonalds that has both Zero and Diet (or light as it is called here in germany). I know both drinks very well. You are making things up in your mind. 

I agree with your statement 100% Coke Zero and Diet Coke taste completely different from one another. I can’t stand the taste of Diet Coke and Zero hit just the right note for me it does not have that Diety flavor of the other one. These days I drink mostly water but when I get a craving for cola I hit up the zero.

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Agreed, Diet Coke had an awful aftertaste that was absent in Coke Zero. It was the first diet soda whose taste I liked.

seriously. i’m no regular soda drinker, but zero is miles better than diet.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

But... there really are gay elephants.