Via @RobbieTassaro, here’s a side-by-side of the two clips.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Yes but how many were vacated by the NCAA?

Let the Bears pay the Bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

Here’s my suggestion. Stanton vs. Judge. Pay-Per-View event.

#SMASHVILLE

Having people perform jobs that they aren’t qualified for is what makes America great...

He named the two horses Rougned Odor and Rougned Odor.

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

Some might say it’s indicative of a penchant for ripping off European fan culture without any of the history or tradition from which the real culture emerged

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

That 3% battery charge bothers me more than anything mentioned in the article.

Not surprised he would do that. He’s always been a “me me” kind of guy.

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit, if you also haven’t heard.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Toronto fans are trash.

“I’m actually impressed. Teach me your ways.”

+Dan Snyder+