911 call: Man's dogs ate his toes

"At the very least we should invest in having a future,"

This always fascinated me.

Oh crunky! Thanks Giz for ruining the joke.

All these theories seem a bit far out but they are theories, just like in mainstream science. One part I definitely had trouble believing when I first read Sitchin was that there was water everywhere in the outer solar system. I guess I was wrong, huh!

Here's a perfect example of what you're talking about.

The Sumerians knew. Read Sitchin's 'The 12th Planet'.

Still waiting for a pico-projector in one of these devices.

Good thing octomom didn't hear about this. Her texting bill would have been outrageous.

You mean River's Song? Never mess with Firefly fans!

I just finished watching the Disney/Pixar movie Up. My favorite part was when the dogs... SQUIRREL!!! ...kept chasing after the tennis balls.

Ray William Johnson always makes me laugh.

With global warming... who needs hair?

Do you still have to get an invite for unlimited usage?

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