So if I promise to watch the commercials will they bring 'Now and Again', Jericho and Firefly back?

A guy walks into a bar down in West Virginia and orders a white wine.

All I wanna know is who is playing Bat-Mite? Verne Troyer?

Is it too soon to order a pair of moccasins made out of mammoth hide?

Can't get rid of pennies. Nickel loafers just don't sound as good.

Why not go back to the pieces of eight idea? Put four creases in the nickel, when you need a penny you break off a wedge and give it to the cashier. When you get these wedge pennies as change you exchange five of them for a new nickel. The mint melts down the returned pennies and makes new nickels.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Isn't this a bit like asking where a fart goes when you clench your cheeks? It just disappears.

Exploding Fairies! That's the name of my new band.

I'll miss the thrill of discovery. Just going where my mouse points me and finding something new. If you don't know whether the link you're about to click on leads to paid content you may not follow it and you may be missing out on the greatest LOLcat video ever.

Let's shake things up a bit here...

@Navin R Johnson: I just removed 4 of those off my boss's Firefox. Then I had to explain to him, for the fiftieth time!, the filing cabinet and folders metaphor for Windows Explorer. He keeps his hard-copy files organized, why can't he do the same for his hard drive?

@andrew_berge: When I first started to use the Internet I accessed it through a BBS. There were no search engines. Well... there were Archie, Veronica, and Jughead.

That is so me, every time someone asks me to fix something on their computer and the insists on driving it themselves. I stand there and say click on this or that while they click on just about everything else.

Who here thinks Gizmodo should have a meetup in S.D. in March?

@Benguin the Albatross: That price includes the water park, which opened last year.

You know... it's not only us humans that make New Year's resolutions. My roommate's dog just barked me it's list of resolutions. Some were so funny that I thought I'd share them with you.

Happy New Year from the 619!

Those Japanese are made of sturdier stuff than us SoCalifornians. We get an inch of rain and our whole civilization collapses.

That thing looks way too much like a Cylon for me to feel comfortable. Not that I'm worried. If it attacks me I'll just kick it in the ball bearings.