I don’t give a fuck about y’all, I’m super psyched for this movie

Everyone needs a hobby, and io9 commentators need to feel good by unleashing their snark on a Zack Snyder movie.

Nah, but keep jerking your brain-dick.

Anyone who enjoys movies is a movie watcher. People who obsess over movies are cinephiles. Anyone who reads is a reader. Anyone who reads lots is a voracious reader. Ergo, anyone who plays games is a gamer, and those who play lots of them are hardcore gamers. Modifiers add nuance,…

I love how your comment swerved off the track into a cliff by the middle of the paragraph, and by the end you tell us that the bottom of the cliff is where capitalism come from because you saw a synagogue full of humanoid lizards down there.

Elitism over which video games you play is almost as dumb as elitism over which beer you like to drink.

Wow that’s pretty bold to label those who play sports games as casuals. Isn’t the term gamer essentially a person who plays games? Stop It with elitist attitude and trying to be better than everyone.

I’m pretty sure casuals can’t even play modern sports games, those are only accessible to super hardcore gamer, they are just hard core about sports games instead of shooters or action games.

Because this is the ET article’s headline:

*News about Batman Five Superman*

You don’t know what racism is. Shut the fuck up.

I bet you don’t have many irl friends, do you?

Because he’s really fit nerd? Because he’s a really fit nerd with 6 kids? Because his current wife is probably a feminist and he is enabling her? Because IMAX won’t include you in their list of approved directors? Because he took a fascist comics and made them into probably-liberal movies?

I see clickbait headlines like this and I am starting to believe the crazy people saying a lot of people are getting some of that The Force Awakens money.

Of course, in reality BvS tickets are selling out fast and Suicide Squad actually appears to be even more popular than BvS.

Wow. I was going to comment and then I noticed you used the phrase “white guilt,” which is totally racist. You are such a racist, man.

You really don’t know what racism is, do you? You keep using that word, but I don’t think you actually know what it means.

Here’s the Wikipedia page for judo at the Summer Olympics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judo_at_t…

Racist agaist white people? Um, okay. Not going to go into how wrong that sounds as I really don’t want a flamewar.

lol good stretching Mr. Fantastic. Try harder to be offended next time.