+1 middle name yell to let you know you’re in trouble

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

So now that you have to make contact, does over-the-shirt still count as second base? Asking for a friend.

I thought the home plate umpire is a pussy and the second base umpire is a tit?

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

+1 for this little gem of a comment. Or should we call it a Jewel?

Look. His hands are small. He knows. But, come on. They’re not yours, they are his own.

They just need a trap door/escape slide behind the visiting bench in every arena. Then the losing team can just exit the court before the fans get there. And as they go down a fun slide, they’ll forget about their loss for a few seconds.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Alley oops

Conan came to play and was sharp and witty as usual, but the Pewman seemed intimidated by Conan or maybe he didn’t wanna be there? It was weird seeing him so quiet and reserved for a change.

It’s a simple question. If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Bautista had some good quotes about his effect on Rogers’s share price:

“I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that. Did you say ‘Chuck Berry Madam Bum’?”

Donatas Motiejunas: failed physical.

Hmm, Iceland? That’s interesting.

This is great news! I like that Warners has enabled the negative geek outliers to complain for years to come!