As far as lame-ass newswire jokes go, it's far from the worst.

Manning wasn't a whistleblower. They didn't even know what they were releasing.

Marvel has never made a movie as good as First Class. Maybe Iron Man. Maybe.

SPOILERS, jeez!

It's more of a newswire commenter thing but yeah AV Club has just the lamest commenters. A few days ago somebody made a PUN joke about MCA dying of cancer. It wasn't just distasteful, it was laaaaaame.

…I did not pick up on that.

I noticed : /

Actually CFAmick, you've got it backwards. You see, the power bottom is actually generating the power by doing most of the work.

No offense, Spidey, but your gimmick account is kind of pointless and dumb. But inoffensive! I enjoyed Mel playfully jabbing you.

It was fine. I quit my job and entered into a big depression streak before finding a new one. I watched it in its entirety. It was mildly amusing in the best possible way!

I totally forgot about that scene! It seems so creepy in retrospect but I laughed at it when it originally aired.

That's nice.

You're lame. I don't really have an "honor the dead" thing going on but what a dumb reference. Go sit in the corner.

Confession: I loved it. I can't stand it when people give it a hard time for being "unrealistic." A bunch of nazis get melted by ghosts escaping the ark of the covenant in the original. Like, come on.

Do you have a blog or something? I wish to know your story!

wow what a hot take

Is Norm Macdonald funny or does he just seem funny because he says everything in a Norm Macdonald voice?

That's because Starwipe sucked.

(shrug)

Rats! I was always hoping he'd show up in the back half of the season.