No ex-whatever like an opportunist ex-whatever to make you remember why you were ever like, “Whatever.”

But can we get the goofy piece of shit to disappear into the woods?

These little punks can fuck right off with their imaginary nonsense.

No. Because that woman doesn’t get divorced.

We’re all doomed. Here’s a kitten

I feel like I need to apologize to my children every day for bringing them into this piece of shit world.

God we are so fucked.

Are you dying or did you get fired? Those are the only two reasons I can think of that would pry you away from Jez.

Yes, I realise all of that. You leave out quite a lot, though. He was the President, majority shareholder, CEO and Chairman of the Board from 19888 until 2005 of Continental. The company was worth $10 million in 1988. To suggest that a company can grow that much without any attributable actions to the president, CEO…

And I’m guessing he’s pretty enthusiastic about Republican tax and energy platforms, so he never has to part with any of it and can make much much more. You know, instead of helping anyone, saving the planet, that sort of thing.

Literally every single policy decision is now a threat to American lives and his supporters are eating this shit up and asking for seconds.

Maybe it should be a reasonable multiple of their lowest paid employee?

Either way, it’s bullshit.

Yeah, so about that whole Energy Secretary thing... I would just like to point out that the entire issue of the divorce settlement was whether Mr Hamm’s wealth that was accumulated during the marriage was due to anything he did during their marriage. He argued in court that all of his gains had nothing to do with him…

“Every time we can’t drill a well in America, terrorism is being funded”

It’s from the sequel 2084: Everything’s Still Fucked, it’s called asspeak.

Go, our billionaires! Beat their billionaires!

The little guys will get stomped. The big guys will talk about lessons learned, moving on, how bout them Dodgers. The winners will be the lawyers.

Corey Feldman has wanted to the release names for years, but what can he do if not put his family in danger? He legit said his life would be in danger if he released the names. Nothing he can do about it. These people are that powerful, and all those involved in child sex rings and human trafficking can be anything…

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.