“Can we just stop with all the clown stuff? Just ignore it, don’t write about it, stop giving these idiots attention.” But how else will the public know who the real enemy is? It’s a PSA, in a way. If you look at it from that perspective, it’s all good.

“Those things are horrible things to be accused of, but more importantly, that has prompted a lot of people to apparently go back and re-examine their relationships with him and conclude, whether accurately or not, that they were the victim of a crime.”

As a nobody on the internet, I have to make my convictions clear: I’m profoundly offended by the possibility of tic tac toe, a game of great skill, being in any way associated with Tic Tacs.

“It’s not clear what Weiner, a former congressman for the fucking state of New York, would be charged with” - Maybe they’ll charge him with filing a “false” report? You know, the first one they ignored, and deleted any trace of, but that was back when he was “crazy” - or “working.” Now, though, maybe they found a way…

“I thought the effectiveness of a threat relied on people wanting to avoid that particular outcome.” That’s exactly right. If a person(s) you no longer want in your life threatens to leave you, then it’s not a threat. If, to give another example, your quality of life, or your very life, is at risk because you are…

“True, everyone is entitled to their opinion, just as everyone is entitled to their opinion about other people’s opinions.” Doesn’t “everyone’s entitled to their opinion” encompass another person giving their opinion on another person’s opinion? Just so you know, I’m not being snarky. I’m actually smiling.

“Let me guess, for no reason aside from your irrational, overwrought, arbitrary dislike of Jennifer Lawrence.” Even if it is, they’re entitled to feel that way. I dislike her, but it isn’t irrational or arbitrary.

Really looks like there’s a threat the entertainment industry is facing, doesn’t it?

Is anyone else having problems with getting notifications?

Since so many of these people seem to love nothing more than (manufactured) scandals, you’d think they would be thrilled to allow certain things to come to light. It’s already out there on the internet, but why not let it rip? Boy, they’d really have a scandal of epic proportions on their hands! And more online…

I don’t know. I’ll have to wait to read if I am or not. My colorist did cut off what he called the orange ends of my hair a few weeks ago, but I guess it might be there inside me, whether I want it or not.

“but this situation has become so dire that I can no longer find amusement in such phrases as “Sketchy Cheetos sculpture.” :(“ Look at one of their sister sites, where Eve is doing her part in keeping track of how long it’s been since Sketchy Cheetos sculpture threatened to sue! Everyone’s gotta work, but it’s…

“And people have the nerve to wonder why women don’t report...” Exactly. Report it and watch the entire world pile on to discredit and silence you.

Yeah, I have that in common with him. I, too, blame everyone for all of my self-created problems, and I threaten to sue everyone all the time, too. And I might’ve sexually assaulted a few women throughout my life (maybe more!), while claiming to have great respect for women.

“Abortion survivor”? Is she fucking serious? What these people do with language, my goodness.

“Is this what being dead feels like? Did I die? What is even happening in this article?” I don’t think so, but only because I believe death is final, so that would be more like eternal peace. This is more like having your spirit slowly, painfully broken, day by day: a living death. But that’s just my hot take.

Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country! (Since the new Jackie movie is out soon, I thought I’d help market it, by choice. Seems apropos here.)

“I’ve always been conscious of taking care of myself. I get this one body this one time, so I want it to be cool for as long as it can be,” Smokey told People.” So say we all, Smokey. I sure am thankful that I can still post here, for as long as it’s cool, now that Twitter and disqus is down.

I can’t leave a comment on the post about the DDoS attack. Is anyone experiencing problems with disqus, too? Maybe it’s only my computer, then. I have access to other comments on my phone (all posted within the last two hours), but I can’t leave any comments. On my computer, nothing at all comes up. Same with Twitter.

On second thought, it really isn’t a blessing. But maybe because it now makes me think of Veronica Franco, who does *not* make me think of James Franco, but who does, very loosely, in a stream of consciousness kind of way, make me think of General Franco. So, that photo is actually kind of horrifying.