No fin. No end, ever. Shark bites for everyone, all the time! It’s the latest craze.

“You’re going to see them...it’s a part of it. You just respect them.”

“If they actually have enough information to prove the allegations, they should publish the man’s name and turn what they have over to the police. To do anything less is enabling a pedophilic rapist.”

“If that’s not the case, then Radar is complicit in the continuation of abuse.”

I don’t either, unless it has to do with her decision to not exploit people who are less powerful than she is. Anything else, I could not care less.

But wait! I thought Charmain Carr died!

Maybe he’ll force his way into your bathroom, though. It’s a brave new world of entertainment, after all.

This would be me, if I were a former cop (I’m not), or a cannibal (which I am also not). But lol, I guess.

It’s all so entertaining, isn’t it?

Maybe he should woo Ted Cruz, who is also a fan of that book. Or Amy Schumer (read: not “Amy Schumer”), who has no problem getting dick whenever she wants.

But that’s *so* 2014. If I remember correctly, that’s the year of that photo of the woman with three breasts went viral.

“I mean, this is the site I go to get away from that rubbish.” Wouldn’t that be a dream, getting away from these assholes? Their greatest talent is infiltration.

I was going to upload one of the marketing stills from American Horror Story, the one with knife by the window, because it’s apropos. But I decided against it. I’m not one for monetizing and minimizing tragedies. Perhaps in an alternate reality I’d be for it, but I don’t live in that reality. This one, where shit like…

If stooping as low as you possibly can in the pursuit of more money, then yeah, she’s so punk rock. As punk rock as the rest of her merry band of raiders.

I’ll remember you in my #ThoughtsandPrayers.

I just sent it to my sister and told her to expect a surprise visit from me. Translation: I’m a chicken shit and I’m too scared to sleep in my apartment after seeing that photo.

Well, that header photo isn’t going to haunt me for weeks now. Not at all.

“I don’t think she’s a piece of shit. Those are your words.” Stop it, please. I didn’t say they were your words. How you read that in my comment, I’m sure I don’t know.

“She does know the point of these interviews is to make it HER OWN WORDS, right? “Those are your words, not mine” is rarely a great answer during an interview.” But she stole those words, too. She’s reading from a script because she’s an exploitative piece of shit fraud who plays with people’s lives on her downtime,…

“Oh wow, I hope that IRS is all over that, because that rules afoul of the independent contractor laws. You can’t tell someone to work in the office or regulate the hours they work and still consider them a 1099...”