lol

“with one official saying “clapping and banging” by people watching the Olympics may have been misinterpreted as gunfire.”

‘Whatever.” But maybe that’s imposter syndrome, or I’m just being a gigantic piece of shit, again.

Sure, if you say so. I mean: sure, if you say so, Stassa Edwards.

I’d say thank goodness I’m not in advertising (which I’m not), but I’m still being sexually harassed. And no, this isn’t misdirection or part of some marketing for a fucking show or film.

No, they’ve got three months, at the end of which it will be extended, again, thanks to the monetized help of fine people like the writers and owners of Gawker.

Another three months? And in that time, the state will decide if they’re going to retry him? Isn’t he too delusional to stand at his own trial, too delusional to be of any help to his lawyers? Too delusional to be forced to work everyday for the next three months? I guess these aren’t even rhetorical questions because…

“In death, it turns out, Rose did not escape the Titanic after all.” Thank goodness my name isn’t Rose (or Kate). Thank goodness I wasn’t her character in that awful movie or the actress who played her. That aside, Rose doesn’t deserve to spend eternity in Hell. Hasn’t she been through enough?

Lol, you people.

I used to like the names Katherine and Seth, but I no longer do. That’s all I’ve got to say about that.

Well, at least everyone can feel good about getting paid for doing their part in building the brand, right? Do you?

Why isn’t this filed under “Life Hacks” or “Hacks”?

So long as a person is alive, they have a future. If a person’s victimization is completely disregarded, then you’re doing nothing but your part in ensuring their future is more like a living death. But whatever, because zombie-hood is good for something to someone somewhere, I guess.

“Most pro-lifers are not pro-life, they are simply anti-abortion.” Yeah, I know. I marched in Washington when George H.W. Bush was the president. The rallying cry was: Bush, Bush, get outta my bush. So, yes, I’m aware of what their idea of pro-life is.

“OH yeah, $0.00 since you’re pro-birth. Fuck ‘em once they’re born.” Except he’d fuck ‘em even before they’re born, because he’d deny the mother healthcare, which means he’d deny the precious life he’s so on the side of. Because that’s communist shit, and he’s not about that.

You’re not needed here. Thanks, bye.

So I see he’s been working his way up from garden variety exploitation of the poor to full-on human trafficking.

“This time around, Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine, Scream Queens) will portray the naive, watermelon-toting activist. [Naturally. Just trying’ to build and establish that brand!] Sarah Hyland, Lisa, and Bruce Greenwood and Debra Messing.”

Good for Mandy Moore. It’s always good when someone chooses who they want to be with, when they are allowed to rebuild their life.

“Mandy Moore” it’s her time now! She just needed to get free from that terrible husband of hers. Thank goodness they’re divorced so that she can rebuild her life now.