Psychological torture is always no bueno.

Why no gifs? Some people have no human companionship, ya know. Gifs are the bright spots of lonely days. Damn.

Hopeless when it comes to pure and applied, but excellent when it comes to emotional maths. Does that count?

In all honesty, neither do I. But it’s a thing that exists, unfortunately.

A not-good person.

Did he really? What an asshole. I wonder how he would fare, living as I’ve been living for the last three years.

She seems like a wonderful person. Her role as Captain Marvel will change my life in a meaningful way, I just know it.

Y.

You mean Karlito Kloss! Right?

Wow, you really do seem reluctant to use that hashtag. IIRC, they said they’d only sue a business not affiliated with them. Since I’m in no way affiliated, I can use the hashtag without fear of legal reprisal: #Rio2016 is fucking exploitative shit. I mean, they might find this, hunt me down and kill me (but what are…

My only takeaway: what new takedown is in the works? (This is the result of such exhaustive media training.) I guess I’ll have to stay tuned!

He very well might be, I don’t know. Don’t care, either. I just wish he’d go the fuck away and stop being the exploitative piece of shit that he is.

Shit, I didn’t see that typo: *is* #TeamShit.

He’s not. He just has no principles or integrity to speak of, that’s all.

Lol, of course he does. This piece of shit. Go piss on another mailbox, Blake.

At the very least, can we all just please consider this man’s finances? God, he shouldn’t have to deliberate before tweeting!

He knows a thing or two about sucking the life out of the world. He and his girlfriend cash checks to do just that. Underneath all that, though, I’m sure they’re wonderful, special people.

Are you afraid they’ll sue you if you type #Rio2016 id #TeamShit? Because they are (#TeamShit, that is).

Let’s hear it for the unspeakable human rights violations and other unsavory facts in #Rio2016 #TeamUSA

No.