Obviously nobody is there. It's FLOORING SEASON FOR FUCK'S SAKE

This is an organization that operates under a constant, black cloud of perceived disrespect. The Ravens could employ a war criminal and they would treat him like a fucking prince just because the rest of the world disapproved. This is a whiny, arrogant franchise that is constantly braying for respect even though…

What...the...Fuck?

"Thanks for setting a precedent against consumerism."

I liked these Real Americans™ better when they were the Silent Majority.

Sometimes I wish I cared half as much about ridiculous shit as these people care about bacon signs and DEM DAMN DURTY VEGAN AY-RAAAABS but then I remember I'm a well-adjusted person who doesn't act like a spoiled, whiny brat whenever something conflicts with my world view and I feel good about myself.

Yeah, what the fuck kind of business owner cow tows to bacon complaints? Wouldn't you just use a car or truck, or at a minimum, some kind of goddamn oxen?

You don't hear kosher Jews complaining!!!!

Hell, I'd never shower with the guy. Or, for that matter, any other guy. Or girl. Hell no. That's just not how I roll. And I'm damn sure not about to shower in an open locker room. Hello, what about privacy? Who are these people who are showering in front of all these other people? Not me, that's who. Everyone rubbing…

This is not him being a distraction. This is ESPN making him seem like a distraction in the way that only ESPN can (which is the worst way possible). Kindly shut the fuck up.

Oh snap!

Meanwhile, the team and fans have been championing backup Kirk Cousins based mostly on optimism and limited looks.

In fact, Barry, I'd put serious money on the fact that Theismann's opinions aren't his own. He knows better than to go out on a limb like that.

That's a very narrow view of the role of the Commissioner (albeit technically correct). As a fan of the NBA, I think he has a responsibility to its employees and its consumer base to be more than a strong-arming mouthpiece for the league's (obfuscating, often execrable) owners.

For those that don't, then, what is the rationale? It doesn't seem defensible for any agency's response to "How many citizens were killed by the police last year" to be "I don't know."

Whatever reasons they give are explanations, too often defensive and self-serving. There is no excuse, in 2014, for an agency being so utterly underrepresented, racially, as is the case in Ferguson.

Absolutely. SWAT should be reserved for active shooter/barricaded armed and dangerous suspects/hostage situations. Think Columbine, Sandy Hook, the McDonald's Massacre (to cite one close to home for me).

Well, it's for a good cause.

Apparently, Linda Cohn isn't the only one who has beef with 50 cents.

As an Eagles fan, I say fuck the Cardinals for three reasons: