IT was! But then he watched FOX showing a clip of him saying he was going to sign the bill before Christmas and he changed his mind!

Between the tax cuts and bailing on CHIP, it’s like the Republicans have fully realized that they are the villians and have just decided to lean into it and own it. Like we’ve been watching a 20 year or so origin story and this was the moment when the Republicans finally gave up pretending and just decided to say…

Same with Canada. Canada! They were going to back up the White House but abstained because they didn’t want to be seen with the least popular kid in class

Can he even hold one of his Christmas Cards because his hands are so small?

Would like to put in a vote for “Baby, Please Come Home” if only for Darlene Love and Phil Spector’s Wall of Sound

keytar!

Jesus was Jewish so there’s a good chance he looked like your average lawyer or accountant

Jumanji November Rain: There’s a funeral and a CGI Slash plays a guitar solo on a cliff

I’m hoping it’ll do well so she can stop doing her bad American accent and go back to her scottish accent like God meant it to be

#4 in the NFC South East, but #1 in Erotic NFL fan fiction

Peter King’s already begun the “gosh, he did a lot of horrible things but he loved his Panthers” type hagiography

Let’s not forget he was the man Jon Stewart called a “sad man” during an interview for being such a terrible pundit

He’s still doing it the old fashioned way, though- making billions off the cheap exploitation of African Americans

it goes without saying that Chris was both obsessed with Hillary since Bill was President and always ran with whatever bilge was being thrown at her in as loud of a manner as possible. He’s yet another semi-influential male reporter/anchor who helped shaped all the narratives around Hillary and is partially…

I don’t get the fact that Alabama almost elected a pediophile to the Senate and yet California burns. That doesn’t seem very Old Testament to me

Let’s not forget cheerleaders who are both skimpily dressed but for season tickets, will willingly allow you to sexually harass them

But what about bringing back the USFL? 

For a few, glorious hours there were rumors all over the internet that today was going to be the day Mueller came for Jared but, alas.....On the other hand, the news about the PR firm and the recent Republican hysteria over the investigation probably means if Jared’s perp walk didn’t happen today, it’ll be coming soon.

I will admit to occasionally going on YouTube and rewatching one of his old speeches for comfort. Followed by uncontrollable sobbing, of course

Rubio pulled the same stunt the last go round and did what he usually does- not really do anything and then pretend that he was completely helpless to do anything about it