All the President’s talk about how no matter what they thought of the person who had the office before them, the sheer hell that is the job makes them gain a lot of respect for them. Also, I’d imagine there’s not a lot of other people out there who could relate to what they’ve been through

I hated him with the passion of a thousand suns. Now his reappearance just makes me wistful about better days.

Always remember W brought on Cheney and let him do what he wanted. He didn’t sideline Cheney until his last two years of office way after it had become obvious what damage was done

Having grown up in the age of Reagan, W was just another awful Republican President I had to grit my teeth and survive under. Trump is waking up every day wondering if we still have a Democracy left 

In a normal world, the fact W was a decent person is no excuse for anything but in today’s world, the fact he was a decent person makes him a lot better in retrospect.

It should be said that while all of this is going on, Trump spent the day golfing 

Yeah, like maybe Area 51 has some of the same aliens that were in Independence Day, you could probably take care of North Korea, Iran, and Putin with just one phone call.

If Obama died and his dead body lied on a Russian bed, would Trump hire hookers to pee on it?

He eats at his golf course, kills Puerto Ricans, and gets blown by FOX on an hourly basis

Could be. Or he could play a good round of golf, watch FOX for a few hours, then got told stories about all the horrible things going on in Puerto Rico and be so happy about his day he entirely forgets about it all

My guess is the files, even when released, will be nothing but big, black lines saying everything’s redacted

Always remember Trump has nothing up his sleeve, just whatever his ID is telling him to do at that particular moment

Except what happens if they find out that some combination of the Russians and mafia did it? Those are two of his biggest supporters

Bernie would have talked to aliens!

I wouldn’t say “decent’ but I would say the first thing he’s ever done that’s made me excited about his existence in the universe.

If I were to become President, I think having the CIA and other agencies hand me over the Area 51 and UFO stuff would either be my 2nd or 3rd thing I do upon entering the Oval Office. After reading through all the JFK stuff, of course

It’s not like there’s a whole list of minor roles for actresses in his movies either.

None of this is a good look for the DNC but none of this will really matter in the end. None of the people listed and none of the things they have been nominated for have no real bearing on anything. They’re like little Thank You cards for giving money

She is a 35 year old adult who’s done nothing but live off of her father’s name and is currently an “advisor” to the President despite not having any experience in much of anything and who’s biggest accomplishment so far as an advisor is to be on vacation and to leak to reporters that they had nothing to do with her…

She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I’ve been drawn into your magnetar pit trap trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black