She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks
I’ve been drawn into your magnetar pit trap trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

I swear somebody who looked like Ivanka bumped into me at a mosh pit at a Melvins show. I thought it was her because she flipped me off, yelled “I’m so punk rock!” and told me someday her dad was going to work with the Russians to become President and I won’t because I’m a loser

They’re James Bond villians except instead of wanting a billion dollars, they just want more racism

The Mercer’s were one of the first big-time Republican backers of Trump. They also introduced Trump to Bannon and Kellyanne Conway. They also set him up with Cambridge Analytics, the online analytics company that helped spread all of the “Fake News” that somehow the Russians knew where and when to place. Trump is…

Out of all the people Trump turns into suck ups, Pence comes off like the biggest suck up of them all. Either his daily humiliation is such that he’s acquired Stockholm Syndrome or he’s playing a really, really, really long game and just biding his time until Trump gets either impeached or arrested

Pence is also reportedly sane and not ruled by a giant ego who has to turn every issue into something about him. He is an awful, awful man but we’ll no longer have be living Trump’s deranged psychodrama on a daily basis

The “best” part is that both the Iran deal and the Obamacare stuff are things that he was told by everyone in the party and in his administration not to do but did it anyways because he was pissed off that people were telling him not to do something. As a country, there’s no way of measuring how screwed we are in that…

It’s the Circle of Life Under the Donald- the worse things get, the more he takes it out on someone, so then things get worse and then he takes that out on someone and so on and so forth. The only way to end the cycle is for him to do something really good and since that’s not going to happen, we’re doomed

Dusty has many sins but if the lineup doesn’t hit, that’s not on him. Neither is Scherzer crapping the bed. When it came down to it, the players who played did the team in, not Dusty

The u17 team is supposed to be the best youth team we’ve had in awhile. And let’s not forget a whole bunch of kids who Klinsmann and Arena never played because they didn’t have enough gritty vetness to them

I think the main problem was is that there was no guys to replace Bradley or Howard because the players behind them weren’t very good. National Teams work or not depending on whatever generation hits their prime when the Cup is played and we had a generation or two that kind of sucked. On the other hand, the kids who…

I’m going to miss this too. And the standing room only bars that showed the games and the huge TV ratings that freaks everyone out and that one game each World Cup that’s fantastically great to watch (like the Belgium game). Or having a team to seriously root for instead of adopting England or Iceland because there’s…

That’s why the World Cup is so important, it shows kids why it’s worth sticking with soccer. The money might not be there (yet) but you could play in the World Cup and that looks like a pretty cool thing to do.

Not enough GRIT

One the one hand, we now have become an official Soccer country in that like England, Holland and other countries, we now know what it’s like to sit a World Cup out.

Raid Germany? More like send a bunch of soccer players to knock up German women who give birth to German/American hybrid players

Make America Soccer Great Again

I really disliked the Force Awakens and this whole Disneyfied version of Star Wars leaves me cold and yet....I ran to watch the trailer the moment I saw it online and that damn music and shots of that damn Millenium Falcon and Tie Fighters still get me EVERY TIME.

I was a pro-Frank non-book viewer. Dude generally loved his wife, a wife who completely disappeared on him leaving him shattered for years and then came back through some intricate timey-wimey shenanigans and was wildly in love with somebody else. He might have been a bit boring but if you look at it through his point…

Just saying you must have done something right in your musical career if you get paid tribute by everyone from Miley Cyrus, Imagine Dragons, to Steve Earl