Ryan didn’t notice that half the class didn’t take part of the photo mainly because Paul Ryan is not very good at math

Oh, the schaudenfraude is oh so very high whenever Jared gets marched out of the White House and into prison. I might be happier seeing him going to prison than his father only because he CHOSE this path- Trump probably isn’t self-aware enough to know any of this is bad

He’s actually a lot like his father-in-law: has major daddy issues, accomplished everything he’s gotten because of his father’s wealth, driven by a sense of resentment and revenge, and thinks Ivanka’s hot

Whenever I see a picture of Kushner, I always think of this line from Jaws:

I wish we could just yadda yadda this part and get straight to the prison sentencing. This whole thing is killing me

They all joined Team Trump so now they’re stuck with. They have a choice- try and push on through to fulfill their dreams of screwing poor people over and over again or do the right thing and impeach their President and ruining any chance they have of ever getting anything done for the next four years and possibly…

If there’s one thing the 2016 election has taught us, it’s that not only will it not affect Gianforte in the polls but he probably just gained several points in doing so.

But watching Republicans run away from reporters and visibly squirm whenever something happens is half the fact n. It’s going to take at least a year for this thing to be resolved but it’s going to be sheer hell for them up until Trump is forced kicking and screaming out if the White House

“We will get those filthy hobbitses”

The Saudi’s got a bunch of weapons Obama refused to sell them because they were more offensive in nature and not defensive (which works out great for them because they’re involved in the mess in Yemen). And, if you look at the Middle East being a giant proxy war between Saudi Arabia and Iran, Shia vs Shiite, Saudi…

Which is why Comey’s testimony is going to be Must-See-TV. Comey comes off as a 6' 8" Boy Scout played by Jimmy Stewart. Once Comey either produces the memos or gives long answers about their conversations, it’ll make it just that much harder to support Trump

If they spent more time there, Bannon would turn to dust

Billionaires just love to party with swords:

Of course. Or just give him a few trademarks- China has him eating out of their hands just by giving him a few

Check out the photo s of the whole motley crew partying it up with the Saudi’s. It’s like the first scene of a horror movie where the bad guys get everyone fat and drink before murdering them

Remember, one of the fun parts of this trip is EVERY country in the world has figured out that if you want Trump do what they want, just flatter him and pretend he’s as awesome as he thinks he is. Expect lots of ass kissing on this trip while everybody laughs at him when he’s not in the room

Well, they tried to take away Hillary’s for not following proper internet protocols so I’m sure they’ll take it away from Jared for improperly meeting with Russian bankers

he’s going to get frog marched out of the White House after they have proof he uses his hotels and casinos to launder money for the Russian mafia

Don’t worry- he’s got a very pissed off Israel still to visit (including a visit to the Holocaust Memorial which should go really well), a visit with a Pope who’s already said plenty of bad things about him, and a bunch of NATO countries who are openly mocking him behind his back. He’s got plenty of time to get…

There’s nothing about Comey that makes it seem like you should ever fuck with him. For the maybe the first time in his life, Trump finally pissed off the very last person he should piss off