At this point, the only way Apple is going to get anyone to care about the iPhone again is when they finally let you use them as lasers and shoot rockets into the air

You could, of course, not download all the stickers and put them in your IM messages and just use the download for some of the other features which seem pretty cool but what do I know, I’m old

I loved a candidate once. And he’s leaving his office in Janaury :(

I don’t know. Between saying he helped recovery efforts at ground zero the he didn’t, saying that he used federal funds to help small businesses when he basically pocketed them, or claiming that he gave to charities related to 9/11 when he did not is much more awful than this.

she’s also been running for President for over a year and running hard. I have no idea how any reasonable person could still be able to function this far into the campaign (especially if, unlike a certain person, you have most of your rallies near one of your homes and don’t do things like reading policy books or or…

But nobody would be thinking anything about it other than she just fainted because it was hot outside if the Trumpkins hadn’t been spending all that time whispering rumors about her health and since the media will essentially buy into whatever crazy rumor the right wing crazies say, it’s now an issue. Take away all…

She had to because people were missing the point of her speech by focusing on the numbers so the entire morning consisted of people attacking her and defending her by debating how many people constituted “half.” If she would have left it vague, we’d be spending more time debating what she said.

so then we’d have a seriously concussed RB!

Sometimes I wonder what would happen when a QB finally gets decapitated in a game:

She was the living epitome of Reagan-era conservatism, a blue haired John Bircher prudish religious nut who thought feminism was both against God but Communist. In hindsight, at least she looked the part of an anti-femist, anti-abortion political leader. Now they’re all leggy blondes and nutball politicians with whom…

I think it was EW that said that for all those people who bitch about the lack of original movies, here’s a big-budget original movie with bankable stars so if this movie bombs, you only have to look at yourselves the next time you see a trailer for “Batman vs. Spiderman vs. the Ghostbusters” and wish Hollywood could…

I think it matters in several ways. I mentioned how Hillary’s damning speech over Trump’s bigotry got turned into a “both sides do it” and her message got muffled. Then there’s this week-long will he, won’t he over immigration and how desperate the press is to turn him into a normalized Presidential candidate. Just as…

I’m going with IrisJ here. The dude just screws up and screws up and screws up and yet all the news does is cover what he does. Just by reading the sites, I have no idea if Hillary is even campaigning and the only reference to Tim Kaine that I’ve read was on the Onion. Remember how Hillary gave that damning speech…

That’s the amazing thing. Ryan? Silent. McConnell? Silent. Preibus? Nada. Any Senatorial candidate up for re-election? Nothing. Hillary basically accused and proved to everyone that the Republican nominee for President is down with the KKK and nobody’s peeped up to defend Trump

Same with the NY Times, meaning once again, Trump gets his free pass. Hillary had a pretty damning, lawyer-like condemnation about Donald Trump based on fact. Trump just did his blowhard thing and so now they all have to play “both sides did it” when it’s really somebody said cold hard facts and the other person said…

Lest we forget, Gerry turned out to be the most beloved Mayor Pawnee ever had

Wait, I thought Pepe was a skunk? Did I watch all those cartoons wrong?

They’re the perfect bandwagon team for somebody who wants to root for an EPL team doesn’t want to come off as the type of person who roots for teams like the Cowboys, Sawx, or Yankees. Or being one of those faux soccer hipster US fans who all joined the Arsenal bandwagon.

If you want to go that way, what about Darrell Hammond? He’s been playing trump for at least twenty years

Why oh why win’t they just turn that into a 30 second commercial? Or just let Obama have at it when he needs a pick me up? This would be the most humiliating thing that could happen to him and thus the best thing