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I want Ballghazi to keep going. I want more footballs found and photos revealed of Bellichik personally deflating the balls while Robert Kraft and Tom Brady look on and then I want Goodell to have to issue another punishment causing Robert Kraft to end read his Dear John letter to Goodell on the FOX pregame show and

vacations are for wussy Europeans

I worked at a startup where somebody who was in charge of sales was seen furiously walking around the office talking excitedly into his phone. Despite the fact he never actually made any sales and would often not follow up on suggestions passed on to him by team members, management loved him because of all the effort

Better to piss off the entirety of one sex than Roger Goodell

How else are we going to let the world know about our awesomeness if we don’t sing about it at least once or twice a game?

Why is this a dumb “baseball” controversy when you can just say it’s a dumb controversy no matter what sport it is. If something like that happened in any other sport, there would still be controversy and if it happened in the NFL or NBA, the #hottakes would be cause California’s drought to worsen.

I always thought there was two Grantlands- the one with Wesley Morris and Bill Barnwell and Andy Greenwald and then there Simmons’ Grantland- the Mailbag, the MTV reality show infatuation, anything related to Entourage. If you took out Simmons’ stuff, you’d barely notice it was gone

The thing is FIFA makes trillions and trillions of dollars and Sepp’s done such a good job of farming out that money to football associations of poorer countries (all of whom have a vote in the FIFA election) that he’s got a lock on every election, including this upcoming one. The only way to get rid of him is if he

Go read the Nate Jackson book- a lot of the dope smoking he and his teammates did during the season was because they pills they got from their teams wasn’t strong enough to kill the pain they had during the week. And, it was also fun

as marijuana use is used by players to deal with debilitating injuries suffered through the season, the smoking of marijuana is a problem before playing in the NFL because it’s a character flaw. If a player smokes marijuana in the NFL, it’s something that needs to be hushed up lest people know why players are smoking

Be nice to her- this is probably the first basketball game she’s ever seen

Sometimes I wonder whenever a once renowned sports columnists says something stupid on ESPN is if they were that stupid before they joined ESPN or is there just something in the water there.

In the end, Goodell’s teflon-proof because the NFL is teflon-proof. The moment the country stops spending what feels like an eternity conducting endless mock drafts in preparation for a three-day televised draft event that will still attract millions of football fans with apparently nothing else to do is the moment

He also was sent to the hospital during halftime to have his head checked out so there’s that.

The NFL basically did what they do, threw some scraps at the players, waited them out until the players started getting more desperate and called the players bluff. With the added cherry on top of being able to have Peter King and Adam Schefter write about how benevolent the NFL despite the fact they once again have

I think when it gets broken down, a huge percentage of the money is going to the lawyers so the players are getting even less than that

Ironically, if the Raiders wouldn’t have fucked over the city of Oakland when they came back, they probably would have an easier chance of getting a stadium built. Unfortunately, they also fucked over the city of Oakland so much there’s no way the A’s are going to get a stadium either. So, in short, well done Raiders

I guess their medical trainer really was the issue

A bunch of exciting matchups will be on that schedule! But as we don’t have any idea how idea on how good those teams will be, they probably won’t. But we’ll talk about them for months anyways!

Barcelona’s in full Harlem Globetrotter mode, I see