As someone who was once part of a similar insurrection against arrogant, incompetent, and condescending management, I want to applaud all of y’all for today’s showing. I’m sure you’re simultaneously enjoying the fun of mutiny while also understanding the risk. Please also know how much it means to us here in the feebl…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Yes. German Madrazo. However here are some key differences:

Thank goodness there are still men like you willing to lecture professional athletes about the right way to be professional athletes. Being the assistant to the regional manager isn’t the same as working with psychotically competitive football players.

I love how refusing to visit a draft dodger in the White House is somehow disrespectful to the troops. Not to mention our commander-in-chief once ridiculed a gold star family, a war hero and said he “knows more than the generals.” Yeah, he respects the hell out of the troops.

I bet the protester’s head exploded when he was able to unironically say, “Thanks Obama!”

I think that my career in technology journalism speaks for itself, sir.

... according to their tech specs page the iPhone 7 supports over 40 hours of wireless audio playback. Literally every metric of use shows a battery lasting 12+ hours.

Jony Ive: We made the iphone thinner... but to do so we had to remove the headphone port... so those $300 beats headphones you bought from us, are no longer going to work with your phone. We also added a second camera, which makes the camera bump even larger... so really the phone isn’t thinner than the bulge, but we…

Goths prefer Roman wine?

If they really wanted the impossible from Chicago, they should have just demanded good pizza.

Zizek would approve:

Thing about that is that aliens, at least, are real.

Hey, whatever did happen to those “Stand By The President!” people?

“Same shit.”

“Last time I checked I was number one on Forbes list.”

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

Did Simon do most of the work in the orgy, too?