I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

it only occurred to me after i had posted that i was, in fact old. and i’ll take old all day long over being boorish, intolerant and making fun of someone’s personal appearance, which just isnt who i am.

I don’t think we have a bunch of people telling kids that “being bullied is the end of the world.” I think we have a bunch of kids being harassed at every fucking turn and when you’re 11, 12, 13 years old it’s hard to imagine that life gets better because you’re a fucking kid and to a kid a year is like a lifetime.…

My husband and our toddler. You can’t see it but we made the wagon into a KFC bucket.

Strongman and his baby brother the Bearded Lady.

my daughter is currently obsessed with the Tintin posters we have in the hallway. combined with her current hair situation, it was a pretty obvious call.

Me and our late cat Ives. Our first Halloween after we adopted him, my mom noticed the cat on the towel looked like him. So she sent it to us for the occasion. Every year since we did an annual “Black cat with pumpkin”photo. This is our first Halloween without Ives. Maybe his little ghost is sitting in our…

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

It might be the angle. This is how he usually looks. He has resting sad face.

You know, I went and looked it up!

I met Joe Walsh in a Colonial cafe outside of Elgin Community College during my lunch break some years back. I thought I recognized him and asked, “are you Joe Walsh?”

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

This is important because so many people encourage kids to hug or kiss people they might not want to - whether it’s an adult or other kid. I mean. The intent is not bad, it’s cute or charming.

I honestly believe Clinton deliberately baits him into that sort of attack, and he’s just too damn stupid not to walk right into it. She figures out exactly how she can needle him to make him publicly melt down and then stands there and smiles through it and looks thoroughly presidential while he’s throwing a tantrum…

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

I was sexually assaulted in college - luckily, I was able to fight off my attacker before he raped me. And the only reason people knew about it was because they saw me in the immediate aftermath (thanks to my roomie for calling the cops even though I asked her not to) or because my friend saw me having a panic attack…

As a fat woman who gets plenty of the sex with plenty different types of people, many of whom look in a way that even thin folks consider “holy shit hot” territory, let me assure you— feeling insecure about how you look in the sack has nothing to do with weight and everything to do with patriarchally enforced…