You realize this is a suggestion and not a legal mandate right?

I hated the “what is your theme” question. Wedding. Wedding is the theme.

hoooooooooo. SHADE!

First of all, it’s not true; if you’re a child living with your family, its revenues and expenses affect you in all sorts of ways, so of course it’s your business.

Wow, what an unnecessarily rude response! Did someone pee in your coffee this morning?

Keep showing your a$%, please. It’s so comical when Jezzie commenters try to “White-splain” racism to Black folks.

Baz Luhrmann.

My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake

So, we chose not to have a cake and were very proud of ourselves for being so chill and low maintenance like that. Fast forward to the wedding, where we ended up having a portrait of us in tiny cupcakes (Baked By Melissa - you can do the art on their website) for dessert. My poor (saintly) sister had to assemble the…

she really captures the human experience

... Nobody here needs examples of this. A person’s ethnic makeup isn’t necessarily obvious just from looking at them.

Boy, organized religion sure seems like a fun thing.

You win.

he figured out how to sell his epiphany. maybe that’s progress, maybe not.

Oh, Mr. Franzen - I thought I’d blocked you...

Donald Glover (who I like a lot, actually) subscribes to the “New Blackness” rhetoric. As does Jaden Smith (not surprising).

My mom is a transplanted Midwestern lady living in a small island town in south Texas. There are a lot of great stories I could tell about her (she was briefly Mormon because the only church within walking distance of her family’s farm was a Mormon temple and then she got a scholarship to BYU and, as she likes to tell…

good point....hot take....thanks for stopping by....

Maybe it’s just me but this seems somehow... symbolic. Like, “Sure you’re a grown woman and getting married. But I CAN SEE EVERYTHING FROM MY COLD COLD PERCH. Which is great, since I’m sure you’ll never call me again now that you’re married.”

you seem fun