No, that’s a smile...something you’re probably not used to seeing on a woman.

childcare rebates are used by the middle and upper classes too. Day care is super expensive here

Then thank god you didn't marry me.

My bff /bridesmaid and I LOVE goats so we got these during my bachelorette weekend. MrInBean and I are still trying to decide what to get together. I keep joking that we should get each others initials (they are identical).

You know why there's the old joke that "my wife is never 'wrong'?" BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY NOT. It's true in my marriage anyway (my husband admits this often...not that it helps in a disagreement).

It's sorcery , isn't it? I will eat ladles- full of it before the pasta is even cooked. And I always double the recipe, if not triple.

Every marriage has a deal at its center. My husband and I were penniless college students when we married. It was a real fever-of-love marriage. Even so, each brought real benefits to the other. My husband is kind, really smart, tall and I was positive he would be a solid earner. Yes, even in a total fever of love and…

The one point where I don't agree with the author is his argument that race has anything to do with why Serena makes less in endorsements/sponsorship than Sharapova. Sharapova makes that much money in sponsorship because she's hot. Same as Kurnikova, except Kurnikova was an even worse player.

Hey everyone! My partner of 7 years and I were married today! My parents flew down to join us and it was a beautiful day. We're legal!

Ben and Kate was so underrated! She positively oozed charm on that show, it's so bad to see her getting shit on for a movie that would have been garbage no matter who was cast.

I like how we stand around and argue for separating the art from the artist when it's child molesters/rapists like Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, but Kanye being a dick about shit he's right about is supposed to be enough for us to completely discount him as an artist.

If you don't have articulable reasons for hating someone, it's probably best to be decent and keep your hatred to yourself.

So I should only fantasize about these things when I'm masturbating?

I just love in the workplace that simultaneously it's "hurr durr how does coffee work" and "men have more challenging jobs because they're smarter".

I figured out how to use the coffee machine when I was ten. I wanted some coffee, two weeks at Grandma's during the summer got me hooked on that sweet sweet caffeine, (Grams had about five cups of coffee throughout the day, and considered it rude not to ask if her grand kids wanted some each time she made a fresh pot,…

Good for you. Making the coffee once means that they're going to see you as less important/in a support role.

They have wives. At least that's how it works for my dad - funnily enough, my step mum also happens to be a personal assistant. Thanks to my dad, she is able to take her work home every single day and can continue organising his entire life for him, just like she does for her boss!

YES!

He's also ruined at least one car (an Audi) because he did not realize that cars need oil. I mean, I'm not gearhead by any stretch and even I know that. (He thought the routine "oil changes" were scams that mechanics dreamed up to part him from his sweet white-collar money.)

A Mississippi girl impregnated by her father definitely sounds like she lives in the kind of home where a free and reasonable discussion about abortion could be had and where parental decisions about her life are definitely not abusive or neglectful.