Mama June sucks, but she ain’t wrong.

I just watched this last night and it was so sad. Much sadder than expected, cause I thought it was just about segregated prom. But really it’s about the shit parade that is US racism. And what a shit parade it is. Humans are the worst.

OMG YAAAAS YASSSSSSS TO EVERY IDIOT COMMENTER WHO KEPT SAYING SHE WAS JUST OVERLINING HER LIPS I AM SINGING DASHBOARD’S VINDICATED AND DANCING AROUND THIS AIRPORT TERMINAL ALSO I AM PROBABLY VERY DRUNK

An ex-friend of mine pretended she had cancer. She went to South America and was miraculously cured by a holistic shaman. I haven’t spoken to her, but I forgive her because I think she’s psychotic.

A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…

But seriously, which one looks better?

Basically, you give as many people doctorates as you possibly can ... and then you hire all of the racist, sexist, inappropriate ones and give them tenure. Everyone else subsists on somewhere between $500-4K per class while also working minimum wage jobs and regretting their life decisions.

Somehow, despite this…

Huh. My husband is pretty athletic — he's a hardcore skier who jumps off cliffs for fun — and he loves his Fitbit for tracking his steps and sleep. Motivation might come from within, but some people need an extra push or perhaps are simply curious and want to keep tabs on their daily routine. Additionally, I know…

Hmmmm ... It lacks all subtly, though. And sense, to be honest. I mean, no one said people needed gadgets in order to exercise (pretty sure PE class predates Fitbit - I don't know, I could be wrong). But some people like them. Some of those people are even the mythological "real fit people." Just like some people like…

Just FYI, I always read your name in Linda's voice.

How's the view from that high horse?

After I got my said fancy gadget, I have been more motivated to go to the gym now more than ever. Im sure it has done so for others. Let's not generalize us gadget holders as I don't think you would like to be generalized in whatever category you're from.

I think I'll wait for Kara's judgment, as this sounds more like being an asshole to me.

So, don't bother to try to get into shape unless you're already in shape. God I hate fitness snobs and I used to be a complete gym rat.

If "we are all headed to the grave" anyways, why bother being a (judgmental) jogging "warrior"? Just let your body begin its inevitable decay a few decades early!

You really shouldn't run in Chuck Taylors.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

the scanner thingy on myfitnesspal is legit.

Whatever. It may not be totally accurate but the $50 I spent on my fitbit was worth it. It 100% shames me into walking more. Judgemental numbers do so much more for me than they should. Do whatever works for you. All I know is that getting to the step goal becomes an obsession with users and it gets you moving more.