Aw, this is fabulous! I hope she gets herself something nice too, because honestly—was she chosen as a POSTER CHILD for cliche, shitty jobs? Like, she works at McDonalds: ok. She works at Walmart: ok.

BUT BOTH?

Girl. You deserve every cent of that. Every GD cent.

Every 3 to 3.5 weeks I work 240 hours. Makes perfect sense it would take LiLo nearly 3 years to do 120.

Lohan puts the Quit in mosquito. (sorry, i'll show myself out now.)

I Didn't Know I Was PregNUNt.

Is this a reference to waffles?

I'm gonna guess she had a taste of the heavenly host, ifyouknowwhatImean.

As a Lit student at ASU I can tell you that once this class was announced on the register it became full in a hot second. People could not stop talking about how excited they were for this class. I really hope this course continues to be available so I have the chance to take it before I graduate!

What if HtGAwM is just an elaborate double-cross? Preparing us to beware of one thing, all the while plotting another?

Unless... this is all part of his plan! Lure some unsuspecting young woman to his isolated studio, far away from the rest of civilization... Wow, I really need to stop watching How to Get Away With Murder.

Yeah, I ended up flagging my own post for removal because now I think I've made a horrible mistake. I'm like the Reddit guys! I wanted to delete my post but it looks like there's no way to do that. Eerie similarities, but that guy's online presence suggests that he's actually a nice guy. It just can't be the same one!

That is a salient point, Coco.

there are A LOT of reasons not to like her.

I so feel Peele's pain, except that from experience, people are way more ok being dicks to, and cutting in front of PoC so you know... I give so much side eye to those assholes. Then they try to fucking cut you because they're like, oh he has so much shit I'll just grab a tray and go in front of them. Then they take…

Where is Rosie, her hype girl?

A better person would enjoy this less. I am not a better person.