JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

I’m a level 5 vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

Are you sure its just WOOD??

What’s your wife up to this weekend? We’re best friends now.

Love her more. Obviously. But the fact that you even have to think about it makes me think she should be the one thinking about divorcing you.

(and sing while you grate it, something my Mom used to make me do so I wouldn’t eat the cheese)

I just exploded with jealousy. Leo IS NOT WORTHY.

good lord that impression is spot on.

...you Crest White Strip... I JUST WANNA KEEP YOU IN ALL NIGHT!

He’s THIRTY years old? (He says so in the clip) He looks like such a fresh-faced li’l nugget.

I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

I couldn’t even get mad at the guy who did this because it is HILARIOUS. Puts the guy who drunkenly hijacked my Shakespeare class discussion thread to talk about how he was an English major because he liked to drink and wanted classes after 11 a.m. and started a very long conversation about such choices to shame.

Hotline Bling lyrics are FAR LESS annoying than people who reply to all, IMO.

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

When have they ever genuinely accepted responsibility for this? They don’t admit legal fault, they negotiated an agreement without consulting the victims, and their agreement says that we’re never going to talk about it again. And the same happened in the Philippines with no resolution at all. Japan doesn’t get…

The real question is...

are the pants blue or white?

Schrodinger’s Feminist

those bolds are all his. I wouldn’t presume to bold a man’s words with my Jane Popcorn keyboard, etc

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.

My aunt asked my three year-old son what he was thankful for. After a moment of contemplation, he said, "lots of love." I dropped my fork, and the room was suddenly filled with the sound of a table-full of adult hearts exploding simtaneously :)