JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

I’m a level 5 vegan. I don’t eat anything that casts a shadow.

Are you sure its just WOOD??

What’s your wife up to this weekend? We’re best friends now.

Love her more. Obviously. But the fact that you even have to think about it makes me think she should be the one thinking about divorcing you.

(and sing while you grate it, something my Mom used to make me do so I wouldn’t eat the cheese)

I just exploded with jealousy. Leo IS NOT WORTHY.

good lord that impression is spot on.

...you Crest White Strip... I JUST WANNA KEEP YOU IN ALL NIGHT!

He’s THIRTY years old? (He says so in the clip) He looks like such a fresh-faced li’l nugget.

I don't watch snl anymore so I have not seen this Colin host fellow before but he is adorabbbbbble. I want to have sexuals with him too.

I couldn’t even get mad at the guy who did this because it is HILARIOUS. Puts the guy who drunkenly hijacked my Shakespeare class discussion thread to talk about how he was an English major because he liked to drink and wanted classes after 11 a.m. and started a very long conversation about such choices to shame.

Hotline Bling lyrics are FAR LESS annoying than people who reply to all, IMO.

I thought Mulder’s response showed that he *knew* it wasn’t right to say “she used to be a man,” but the proper way to describe the situation to someone who was completely ignorant. As the toad character so desperately wanted to die because his very identity was now challenged by his body- they drew the parallel but…

Yeah, no. I love the idea, these two are obviously meant to be together, but I just watched the “tail” episode (guy can change his face to look like other people, all his babies have tails), and Scully is ALMOST seduced by fake Mulder, and it’s pretty obvious that would have been the first time. The scene is…

Pretty sure that was just a daydream. They gave him up as a baby.

Doggett and Reyes weren’t bad in supporting roles, but without Mulder and Scully it’s just another weird-shit-happens-in-a-cop-show. Mulder and Scully are the original OTP. TXF isn’t TXF without both of them.

We tried X-Files without Mulder and Scully.