White people. They think all squirrels look alike.

There really should be a policy against this sort of thing...televising it is just what the streaking squirrel wants.

My math may be off but I’m coming up with Let’s Yeah.

I would have dropped my towel just so I could bend over and slowly pick it up to provide a real show.

That was Dr. Disrespect, and he far from got arrested for it, despite the fact that he most likely did break the law. His channel got banned from Twitch for two weeks. The end. (FWIW, those laws were clearly written to target hidden camera/voyeur porn type stuff, not “dude streams from a bathroom for a few seconds,”…

I can’t be the only one who’s reached the point of gives-no-fucks that I start helicoptering my junk behind Facetime guy, right? 

I like Arturo, it’s just amazing to me he’s like “what’s the big deal? “

Pope Benedict XVI. And I only remember that because some old writer said Pope Benedict #16 sounded like an LSU wideout.

From now on, I am announcing that I am going to go ‘glaze the tank’ when excusing myself to go use the bathroom.

Have you ever met an American Christian? I guarantee that 90% of them couldn’t tell you who Abraham is, and would probably think you meant Lincoln, our first president.

Is King Tut all that famous? He was the boy king. Had a cool sarcophagus. Not sure he’s all that high on the list though.

I give the edge to historical figures being the most famous. How many people are going to remember somebody like Cher or even Michael Jackson in 200 years?

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I’ve gotta think they’re going metric in this case, but I get what you mean. 

if you eat leftover sliders you deserve whatever happens to you

“If you wanted chicken you should have gone somewhere good, you piece of shit” is how I end all of my emails.

Any other fast food item is to be binged in a disgusting display shortly after purchase and then thrown away out in the dumpster so your spouse does not see what you’ve done again

Face.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

You’re German, aren’t you? You have to be German.