Also on the other hand, Bella Thorne is involved.

Sounds like that sort of “high concept” movie that’s supposed to make you think, but also, you’re not meant to think about it.

Set in a future where rising sea levels have left only two feuding continents above water, Kate Bosworth, Thomas Kretschmann, Lucien Laviscount, and Martin McCann maintain an abandoned, oceanic military outpost in the trailer for Last Sentinel.

When the reviews come in for the likely straight to VoD Divinity, let’s remember how Stephen Dorff thinks modern super hero movies are “garbage” and “embarrassing”.

Technically the Peter Jackson version was already a remake. It’s not the ultimate or definitive version, there’s always room for more. Probably not for at least another decade, though. 

Yeah, unless they pull some kind of stunt that I can’t resist, I’m avoiding this one. Some of the Arrowverse shows started strong, but now shows like Flash just actively insult the audience’s intelligence.

Gotham Knights looks so bad. Like, even bad compared to the typical CW Berlanti-verse nonsense.

Teller is at least ten years too old to play Case.

I’m ready for a blurb that says “Deadline reports Gotham Knights has been canceled because duh.”

Are you asking, in the year 2023, how a colossal fuckup can become president of the most powerful country in the world? 

That happened in 1989.

Guardians and it’s not even close. Nah jk 65 was pretty close.

Final! Don’t be ridiculous, Harrison Ford is making at least 4 more before he retires.

Yeeeeah no. Sorry, but it just looked ridiculous, and completely out of place in a “prestige TV” that the show was doing its damnedest to be so far. I’m sure it was nice fan service for game fans, but as someone who never played the game it completely broke the mood. 

I dunno. The show has that thing you see in a lot of cable and mid-budget streaming genre shows, where the CGI stuff is fairly decent but the interiors look like they were filmed on a converted high school gymnasium.

I guess we’re all buggy-whip manufacturers, now.

Guessing that the number of people interested in seeing this is close to nun.

Well, I guess I’m officially a grumpy old fuck, because that Strays trailer is one of the most painfully unfunny things I’ve seen in a long, long, loooooooong goddamn time...and everyone else seems to be loving it.

It was really bad. I think it’s supposed to be problem solving and competence porn, but the characters are largely incompetent and the problems don’t have any logical or scientific reason. They just happen. Also, whoever designed that ship should be launched out an airlock. The room with the hibernation berths was…

Don’t remember being out so quick on another show than I was for The Ark.