It’s all really, really dumb. If Marvel Studios doesn’t trust the people they hire not to illegally upload screeners to the internet, then they probably shouldn’t have been hired in the first place.

I really enjoy that 50 year old Luke Wilson was the sidekick of 50 year old Joel McHale, 

I still don’t understand how _Greta Gerwig_ is making a Barbie movie, starring Margot Robbie. I keep expecting a news update, where Gerwig reveals it was all an elaborate prank ... but no. I’ll be fascinated to watch the first trailer - even though I’m probably as far from the Barbie Demographic as you could get.

100000 exorcisms? That’s one a day for 274 years.  Did they set him up with an assembly line or did he just count it every time some one sneezed?

Do we really need another version of The Most Dangerous Game when we have Van Damme’s Hard Target?

I’m just not sure how she can get a better catch phrase than "It's Morbin' Time!"

Imagine having the movie rights to Miles Morales, Gwen Stacy, Miguel O’Hara, Ben Reilly, Mayday Parker, Otto Octavius, Cindy Moon, Jessica Drew, Felicia Hardy, Silver Sable, and HUNDREDS MORE...and ignoring all of them to make Morbius and Madame fucking Web.

Just so everyone is on the same page this is the character Sony decided to make a movie about this time.

Well with source material as strong as this has, I’m sure it will manage to do at least a third as well as Morbius did.

Wow leading with Safari rather than their bigish hit?

We’re getting to a pretty concerning place if non-black writers are never allowed to write black characters. There’s attempting to address imbalances and then there’s race-gating, which feels pretty gross.

Miles was created by a non-black writer and he never felt inauthentic.

It’s everything I think that everybody wants out of an Indiana Jones movie.

Yeah, “everything everybody wants” is exactly what they tried to do with Rise of Skywalker.

And even if they did, “everything everyone wants” is invariably a recipe for a terrible movie.

It’s everything I think that everybody wants out of an Indiana Jones movie.

Maybe... Just *maybe*...

And call PepsiCo to see how much money they'll pay us to include at least one Mountain Dew can in every scene!

Get this man a pile of coke and a number 2 pencil, we need scripts for all of those as soon as humanly possible!

So....Hex. A cursed skydiving move. And you people complain that Hollywood is out of ideas. I smell franchise! Hex 2 - curesed snowboard rail grind move. Hex 3- prequel - cursed roller disco dance move... The movies practically write themselves!