Perhaps if the lead wasn’t the poster child for a cult, I might try and choke down some time travel nonsense, but nah.

Renew Legends, you cowards.

This from a guy whose first movie, Making Contact, is literally nothing but scenes taken directly from Poltergeist, E.T., Close Encounters, and a bunch of other ‘70s/’80s big budget sci-fi/horror movies, including, bizarrely enough, the scissor scene from Carrie. There’s also a bunch of Star Wars references, too,…

Roland Emmerich: “Because naturally, Marvel and DC Comics and Star Wars have pretty much taken over. It’s ruining our industry a little bit, because nobody does anything original anymore.”

I like the Uncharted series, but they’re fooling themselves if they think the characters or the narrative are in any way special or unique outside of the context of a game. In terms of actual story quality, it’s about on the level of a direct-to-video movie from the mid-’90s with Richard Grieco and Kristy Swanson.

I can’t wait for it to come out so I can instantly forget it ever existed. It’s so damn generic lol.

If I’d never played an Uncharted game, I’d have no idea what the fuck this movie was about. Good job, Sony!

Nothing will ever top that first Jurassic Park movie. It’s a magical film. The sequels all suck, though. And when the films’ producer says “We have plenty of storytelling potential for future Jurassic movies”, that’s code for “We’re gonna keep making terrible Jurassic World sequels as long as they keep making billions…

Those checks cleared, didnt they?

The movie should just end there, with the rock kicking the camera to pieces and then killing himself irl.

As long as it includes a 20 minute montage of Johnson trying and failing to get through the tunnel.

We’re finally going to get the adaptation of Battletoads we deserve.

So if the Rock is Santa is Evens the Easter Bunny?

Exactly what I’m thinking. The more I see about the Batman, the more I don’t want to pay for it.

I was on the fence about going to see another new Batman, but 3 hours seals it - I'll wait for HBO Max.

Weird. When my wife was diagnosed with TN last year, the doctor just suggested yoga and not wearing earloop face masks anymore. Is she on her way to supervillain-dom, because that might be fun.

I’ll say one thing nice about MattPatt, he is so annoying and his videos so bad that it killed my interest in FNAF out of spite well before it turned out it’s creator was a Milkshake Duck who was funding Republicans.

I loved the book, the show never came close to matching my enjoyment of the book. 

It’s not dead, it’s merely pinning for the Fjords!