Sadly, I feel the opposite. I'm not at all a fan of hers. I'd hope she's a one-and-done like HJO last season, but she's got her own character poster. Ugh.

“One thing we had to cut from the film that sometimes I’m like ‘oh, I wish we didn’t!’ is that we find out why Rick Flag is in that group,” Gunn explained. “We see a flashback where Rick Flag makes fun of Amanda Waller’s shirt. It’s this really ugly shirt with all these different colors on it, and he says, ‘It looks…

No, I’m saying it’d be more like Air Bud 3: World Pup.

C.I.Ape sounds like the kind of movie Homer would watch during “Big Gorilla Week.”

Hello, I’m Troy McClure; you may remember me from such movies as The Man Who Knew Just Enough, Hancock and C.I.Ape

I’m just gonna go ahead and say it: I don’t understand those preview stills that get released for TV shows. 99% of them are just the cast standing around, maybe looking at something offscreen. What’s supposed to be appealing or compelling about them?

Thank you...I got absolutely no Knight’s Tale vibe either....even making the comparison is ridiculous.

James Cordon isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement.

Maybe it’s just us, but when we see people in period clothing singing catchy modern pop songs, we’re instantly transported back to 2001. That was when a young actor named Heath Ledger (along with Paul Bettany, Alan Tudyk, and others) gave us A Knight’s Tale, a fun medieval adventure film filled with modern music.…

I noped out when James Corden was falling over.

Agreed, I just can’t believe Morbius is going to do any kind of business, everything about this Sony shit is trying too hard and obviously ignoring the 🕷️ in the room.

The humor in the first one really only came from Tom Hardy who also voiced Venom. I don’t know why he signed on, but it seemed like he was presented with a thoroughly mediocre script and decided to chew scenery. After it accidentally made a $850 million they kinda, sort of leaned into it here.

who visit an exclusive restaurant on a remote island where an acclaimed chef (Fiennes) has prepared a lavish tasting menu, with some shocking surprises.

I thought the one advantage of having a red villain in the sequel is that I would be able to visually distinguish the blob monsters, but they decided to go with black and dark red highlights.

Wow. That looks absolutely terrible, which I guess is fitting because Carnage was a terrible character.

Yeah, it’s aggressively bad. They repeat a shot that should have been kept back for the actual viewing, and many other shots just show too much while they spoil a big face off moment as well. The whole thing feels like a Zoom meeting with twenty people. Everyone’s talking over each other so you cannot maintain your…

Batman? Batman accent. Baccent. 

The edible scenery budget must have been through the roof.

1. That looks awful. Not in the “So bad it’s fun” kind of awful, like genuinely, legitimately awful. The movie might be decent, but this trailer is doing it no favors, speaking of which...

2. Goddamn, that might be one of the worst trailers I’ve seen in recent memory. Horrendously edited, shitty pacing, and the sound…

Once again I have absolutely no idea what kind of accent Tom Hardy is going for with his Eddie Brock.