IIRC, courts can invalidate NDAs and they cannot be used to conceal illegal behavior. It’s time to spill your guts, Ms. Wolkoff.

She came to America hoping that her husband would teach her how to read an write.

Melanie is illiterate, how is that a news?

“Why remove the actual weapons from sale (and therefore make it just a little bit harder to get them) when we can remove the in-store media that shows those weapons in action instead?”

I love this article. I know some people are going to go ‘ITZ ODLY A GABE’, but I’ve always wondered just how accurate the archery is in these games, especially after the archery explosion a couple years ago (with Lara in the vanguard) where suddenly every character had a bow. Apparently it’s pretty crap.

Poppycock. Are you going to tell me next that Mario is a bad plumber because he allows himself to go inside the pipes?

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.

Who would have thought being punched repeatedly in the head could have negative consequences?

Such a freak occurrence, dying from massive brain damage in boxing. How does something like that happen? So strange.

“What tipped you off to the spies?”

I love her expression: “Can you believe this shit?”

That black friend™ looks a bit skeptical.

did she mention she has a black friend™ though?

I play polo-style from the golf cart without ever once stopping the cart completely. He knows nothing about slow play frustration.

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

I’ve been thinking about why so many people in the media and national politics go out of their way to avoid using the word “racist” when describing Trump.

There are a lot of possible answers, of course, including that some of those that would throw stones inhabiting glass houses—but I’ve settled on something that makes…

I do not for one minute believe that Gwyneth doesn’t know exactly what movies she’s in, and who the other stars of those movies are. I do believe, however, that she’d like everyone to think she’s so above all this silly little Hollywood stuff that it just slips her mind. She’s so busy with goop wellness psuedoscience,…

“(but somehow, it seems, not Taylor Swift)”

Man, they look like twins.  It’s so creepy when people partner with people who are their spitting image.