Every bit of news about Joker reinforces my belief that it is going to suck. You don't need to study mental illness to know what a Joker laugh sounds like, dude. It has to come from the heart. 

Fox projects post merger...

New Mutants reshoots might be a mess. Doing reshoots so long after main filming is always very noticable 

IIRC, courts can invalidate NDAs and they cannot be used to conceal illegal behavior. It’s time to spill your guts, Ms. Wolkoff.

She came to America hoping that her husband would teach her how to read an write.

Melanie is illiterate, how is that a news?

Things we need government oversight on: People commenting on the internet.

Things we don’t need government oversight on: People purchasing guns specifically designed to kill as many people as possible as quickly as possible.

Fucking way to fucking go.

What the hell are the Hobbits going to be doing for 20 episodes?

Haley Atwell and the supporting cast of Agent Carter will reprise their roles for the final season of Agents of SHIELD.

“Why remove the actual weapons from sale (and therefore make it just a little bit harder to get them) when we can remove the in-store media that shows those weapons in action instead?”

IIRC the reasoning is that the cloning technology is poor. So, it’s actually a lot darker than just replacing kidnapped kids with clones. They kidnap healthy kids and replace them with clones that die shortly thereafter of various maladies, while the real kids are stripped of most of their identities and given…

Because...

Ok I never really got into Halo so I have to inquire about a plan that involves kidnapping children and replacing them with clones. If you can already create clones why do you need to kidnap?

It truly is the walking dead. 

I do feel like the spirit of Alan Moore is a punk rock spirit, a rebellious spirit, and that if you would tell Alan Moore, a teenage Moore in ’85 or ’86, ‘You’re not allowed to do this because Superman’s creator or Swamp Thing’s creator doesn’t want you to do it,’ he would say, ‘F— you, I’m doing it anyway.’ So I’m…

It’s so weird this year has completely distinct movie & TV reboots of Nancy Drew.

I love this article. I know some people are going to go ‘ITZ ODLY A GABE’, but I’ve always wondered just how accurate the archery is in these games, especially after the archery explosion a couple years ago (with Lara in the vanguard) where suddenly every character had a bow. Apparently it’s pretty crap.

Poppycock. Are you going to tell me next that Mario is a bad plumber because he allows himself to go inside the pipes?

Hiking Everest should not, in fact, be a thing.

“What tipped you off to the spies?”